It doesn't matter if you're a boy or a girl April 15th is National Dick Suck Day. So get on your knees and get down there
National Dick Suck Day means it's time to get down and get to sucking
Guy: Ay baby I heard it was April 15th...
Girl: well then I guess I need knee pads cause it's time to get low...
Guy: Ay baby I heard it was April 15th...
Girl: well then I guess I need knee pads cause it's time to get low...
by The Remembrance May 25, 2018
Get the National Dick Suck Daymug. July 12th is National Dyslexics Sucks Day, you can finally release that pent up anger you have from dyslexics
by DogFoodBitchAss July 8, 2022
Get the National Dyslexics Suck Daymug. Ian’s all over the world love this holiday because on this day they will get there nuts sucked
This day is on October 31st
This day is on October 31st
Josh- Ian did you know it’s National Suck Ian’s Balls Day?
Ian- No, but hell yeah im tryna get my balls sucked
Ian- No, but hell yeah im tryna get my balls sucked
by IanDaddy69 October 21, 2019
Get the National Suck Ian’s Balls Daymug. Ron: Man, I sure gobbled a whole shitload of knobs on National Dick Sucking Day III.
Abe: Same bro. I love celebrating all of the 365 non-consecutive and independent occurrences of National Dick Sucking Day every year!
Abe: Same bro. I love celebrating all of the 365 non-consecutive and independent occurrences of National Dick Sucking Day every year!
by Hammer of Jesus April 14, 2019
Get the national dick sucking day iiimug. “Aww shit it’s national suck Theo’s dick day”
“Oh shit there he is”
“Looks like I’m have to suck his dick”
“Oh shit there he is”
“Looks like I’m have to suck his dick”
by theothegod April 12, 2019
Get the National suck Theo’s dick daymug. National suck the off koen day:Anyone named koen is in for a treat on this pleasant day that has took me place on April 20th
Hey koen (masculine voice) it's national suck off koen day, whip out your 12 incher and we will call it a day.
by The guy with the tiny dick April 14, 2019
Get the national suck off koen daymug. The second time of the year, July 12th, when hoes will be hoes and just suck as much dick as they want.
Bitch: Hoe, how much dick did you suck on National Dick Sucking Day II?
Hoe: Biitch, i sucked like 12 dicks, oh lord.
Hoe: Biitch, i sucked like 12 dicks, oh lord.
by Wanker6969 May 26, 2018
Get the National Dick Sucking Day IImug.