NAPPLES

nipples that have become cold during the winter.

its a bit cold outside, ive got huge napples at the moment.

by TAYLORTHEGREAT! November 2, 2006

naples in da hizowse

A term that means either:
A) Go Fuck-off
B) Ha, n00bs, that isn't a Pushrod Bellcrank
C) I'm the lord of dead pigions poping out-a nowheres!

Jay:Dylon, i was going home when I drank this energy shake that tasted like salt and felt like a kick to the groin when...
Negro Nick: Yo, my mom died in a kick to the groin accident. NAPLES IN DA HIZOWSE!
Dylan: really...

by Cheesy314 May 17, 2006

Naples

Naples is a town in Florida where people that DON’T live in Naples believe it’s only where rich white people live but it’s actually very diverse and pretty chill. It’s very hectic sometimes. It’s not the most lit place in Florida, it’s definitely a bit boring and theirs not a whole lot to do but the beaches are the best

“Naples is where most Cubans live but then again... they are all over Florida and basically own it”

by Relatableshit October 17, 2018

Nargles

Nargles ARE real!

Luna: Keep away the Nargles

by thisblankspaghetti May 12, 2018

Naples hoe

A bitch that act like she loyal and faithful but not

Aye Bella is such a naples hoe

by Jonjon2hard October 5, 2019

Naples

It's the Brenden schuab of nipples

Those are some nice naples

by BoogShady January 31, 2022

Naples Pasta Maker

An erect phallus is buttered and fed into a pasta maker. A partner positions themselves beneath the pasta maker, and ingests the flattened remnants of said phallus.

Johnny isn’t coming munting tonight. He’s still recovering from that Naples Pasta Maker he did with Jill and Gretchen last week.

by GREENFUCKNIGGA12 May 26, 2024