Malignant Narcissism

Oh? You did a study to confirm the thing that I saw with my naked eye? And I was CORRECT AGAIN? Hohohohoho! I got them good brains baby! At a correlation of .6 no less!?

Hym "Hooooooooooo-MAN! Look at all this malignant narcissism I saw years before the most accomplished psychologist on the planet! Wow I must be some kind of genius! Great job me! Wooooooooo!"

by Hym Iam June 17, 2023

Narciss-Shit

A Negative Person who is of average or below intelligence that has an over exaggerated sense of grandeur, usually attempting to bully or degradate someone based off of false perceptions that only that person can conjure up in their own mind. an overt internal projection of their own insecurities manifested as a boastful pride in an attempt to appear stronger and more exalted than they really are which comes off as annoying and irritating to interact with.

ღ Ɇʍҍҽɾ ღ : lol hes just less intelligent than a turd rolled in grease
Scout: hehe...and full of himself
ღ Ɇʍҍҽɾ ღ : thats what you call a Narciss-shit
Scout: haha

by Harlot O'scara January 10, 2019

Lexical Narcissism

Lexical Narcissism (n). The behavior or mindset, often exhibited by political or academic elites, wherein language is weaponized to project intellectual superiority while avoiding substantive debate. It involves redefining common terms, inflating semantic complexity, and using obscure phrasing to intimidate or derail opposition. The goal is not clarity, but dominance through confusion.

Lexical narcissism is the arrogant left-wing belief that they’re the only ones who understand how words work, the only ones educated enough to define philosophy, science, or language itself. It’s not intelligence. It’s gatekeeping. They don’t argue to clarify. They argue to dominate through semantics, hoping you’ll give up out of exhaustion, not reason.

They call it nuance. I call it what it is.

by WTFX May 17, 2025

Collective Narcissism

And the fucked up part about it is in the beginning I said it was "Collective Narcissism." Didn't I? Yes. Yes I did. I would talk about it all of the time. You're 5 years behind and I'm still not getting credit.

Hym "Isn't that wild that I can actually say that 'A lot of our problem is a form of Collective Narcissism.' Look at that!"

Iam "That was me..."

Hym "Great job me!"

Dr. Jeepjorp "You're one of the narcissists."

Iam "Aw, hey! It's Dr Jeep..."

Hym "So are you shit-ass! 'They are who we thought they were!'~That one guy. That is hilarious! And what do I get? You guys are handling this all wrong my guy. Not to piss in your bed or anything. I don't think I could live your life better than you. It's the other way around. You can't blame me for watching the game and seeing a fumbles. I should call you guy team fumbles. A man ahead of his time. The ultimate innate psychoanalysts prowess. I just wish I could see the looks on your faces when you realize I'm right about some of this shit. I can't even image."

by Hym Iam September 13, 2022

Narcissation

1. A conversation where someone only talks about themselves. 2. A narcissistic conversation. 3. The kind of conversation you have with a self-absorbed asshole.

"He wouldn't stop talking about himself. It was a total narcissation."

by Barbaraetc February 21, 2014

Narcissism

Mental disorder where appearance of everything including oneself is seen as the throne of God itself, to the extent people who are just minding their own business enjoying the day and don’t let anyone ruin it are labeled as dangerous; Complete inability to handle rejection and in such arrested development, everyone must pay for your bad days; Most tech males, Southern-American men and Vladimir Putin.

“The Ukrainians are smiling, but don’t like us. They must be evil. The West is smiling, but don’t agree with us. They must be evil...etc.” -Putin “No, you just have narcissism and the rest of us are in reality.” -Earth

by M’Lady March 24, 2022

Lexical Narcissism

A compulsive need to flaunt obscure vocabulary, academic jargon, or convoluted phrasing to appear intellectually superior, often at the expense of clarity, relevance, or truth. Symptoms include correcting others mid-argument over minor semantics, mistaking verbosity for depth, and prioritizing pedantry over persuasion. Typically found in debates where ego outweighs logic and the dictionary becomes a weapon of distraction.

Lexical narcissism is the arrogant belief that you're the only one who understands how words work, the only one educated enough to define philosophy, science, or language itself. It’s not intelligence—it’s intellectual gatekeeping. They don’t argue to clarify. They argue to assert dominance through semantics, hoping you’ll concede out of exhaustion, not reason. It's elitism masquerading as literacy.

You: “Once considered obscure academic theory, Marxism has completely infected academia and the curriculum.”
Them: “Define Marxism.”
You: “Sure, I'll entertain your silly little lexical narcissism game: Economic collectivism based on class conflict—are you seriously asking me this?”
Them: “That’s not true Marxism.”

by WTFX May 20, 2025