" I'm suffering from some severe napstipation!" "Ouch man you're napstipated! That sucks! you should really see a doctor!"
by SquigglyHoblet August 17, 2017
Get the Napstipated mug.Person 1: "I'm so tired after that hard night at the Palomino...I'm just gonna lay down and rock a Nappetizer."
Person 2: "I thought you were gonna have a nap at about 2:00."
Person 1: "I am!"
Person 2: "I thought you were gonna have a nap at about 2:00."
Person 1: "I am!"
by CHillsPro December 16, 2008
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The program that practically led the file-sharing movement.
Napster was undoubtedly the greatest peer-to-peer program ever created, allowing millions of net users to download their favorite music at a price substantially smaller than the jacked up prices the RIAA makes us shell over. The price? Free.
Unfortunately, when someone decided to complain that they weren't getting $97 out of the millions they make every week, the RIAA decided to use that as an excuse to terminate Napster, thus forcing the legendary Shawn Fanning to turn the program into what is now the equivalent of O-Town: something we wish just died altogether.
Today there are some commendable file-sharing programs that, while doing their job, cannot match up to what Napster has brought to all of us.
Napster was undoubtedly the greatest peer-to-peer program ever created, allowing millions of net users to download their favorite music at a price substantially smaller than the jacked up prices the RIAA makes us shell over. The price? Free.
Unfortunately, when someone decided to complain that they weren't getting $97 out of the millions they make every week, the RIAA decided to use that as an excuse to terminate Napster, thus forcing the legendary Shawn Fanning to turn the program into what is now the equivalent of O-Town: something we wish just died altogether.
Today there are some commendable file-sharing programs that, while doing their job, cannot match up to what Napster has brought to all of us.
by [str33t NiNj4] December 27, 2003
Get the Napster mug.an open wound with pieces of napkin stuck on it because you don't have a proper band-aid so you instead use a napkin
jen: ouch, i tripped on a log and scraped my knee!
ME: here put this napkin on it
jen: i don't want no napskin!
ME: i'll pretend i know what that means
ME: here put this napkin on it
jen: i don't want no napskin!
ME: i'll pretend i know what that means
by bren ton August 30, 2010
Get the napskin mug.Married's who just can't help themselves but take their whinging offspring everywhere they go.
Specifically: quiet pubs, cosy restaurants and a plethora of other entirely unsuitable places.
They frequently bore everyone to death with their endless tales about their newborn(s) futile antics, but can't understand why you couldn't give a damn and not inconsequentially, saved up to come here for your anniversary/first date and would like them to leave asap FFS!!!
This transformation afflicts strangers (and former friends), who subsequently become increasingly insufferable, whilst longing for the life you have & hoping to make you suffer for it any way they can.
The absolute truth is that whilst you rock the mic, they're picking sh*t from under their fingernails. Eugh! They call it natural, we know it's nasty.
Specifically: quiet pubs, cosy restaurants and a plethora of other entirely unsuitable places.
They frequently bore everyone to death with their endless tales about their newborn(s) futile antics, but can't understand why you couldn't give a damn and not inconsequentially, saved up to come here for your anniversary/first date and would like them to leave asap FFS!!!
This transformation afflicts strangers (and former friends), who subsequently become increasingly insufferable, whilst longing for the life you have & hoping to make you suffer for it any way they can.
The absolute truth is that whilst you rock the mic, they're picking sh*t from under their fingernails. Eugh! They call it natural, we know it's nasty.
Bringing a toddler to a pub, is like taking a ghetto blaster to a library.
Damn those Nappy Happy fools!
Damn those Nappy Happy fools!
by little-miss can't do wrong December 27, 2011
Get the Nappy Happy mug.A repeating pattern of masterbating, napping, waking, masterbating, napping again, and so on and so for some time.
by sexisthebestdrug August 25, 2013
Get the Napsterbate mug.Nappy Bum - is when a female is wearing leggings that don't fit and are too big, instead of being tight & fitted.
This gives the illusion that the female is wearing a nappy especially on the Bum area because the leggings are sagging.
This gives the illusion that the female is wearing a nappy especially on the Bum area because the leggings are sagging.
by SAMSKETCHSACH January 21, 2017
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