napes

an emphatic way of saying no; not possible ; no way ; not going to happen; negative

You: "I saw you at the club last night brah with your ex girlfriend"
Me: "Napes"

You: "C'mon man...I saw you"
Me: "Naaaaaaaapes"

by KingfisherAluminum September 12, 2012

Naples

Naples is a gem, an awesome beautiful and sweet city in the south of Italy. It is a tough city though but so what? You know how to walk a street? Fine, you can go to Naples and enjoy one of the best cuisine in Italy (birthplace of pizza, just to say something that is worldwide famous), a sweet weather and many other things. Again: a lot of history, nice food, beautiful buildings, Diego Armando Maradona (probably the best football/soccer player ever) played in Naples. Don't forget the girls, among the hottest girls in this planet.

- Are you italian buddy? What about Naples? Crime and shit everywhere?
- Well man Naples it is a great city though, you gotta go there when you have a chance, as long as you don't give too much confidence to someone you don't know you'll be cool. Be streetwise, Naples it is awesome.

by robertokeane November 7, 2011

cat napper

crazy people who kid nap your cats

"mum someone stole our cat again"
mum- "im going to shoot that fucking cat napper"

by anti ag jab April 13, 2009

jack-a-napes

A haughty, insolent fellow.

"I do say, that new student is quite haughty and insolent, quite the jack-a-napes."

by Ledbatz February 29, 2008

napes

A way of saying absolutely not. With underlying tones of "Are you serious", and a slight to major disgust.

"Hey did you pitch in for that keg?"
"Napes"

by Moe Fizz April 16, 2009

napped

to steal ones belongings (person, object, or just plain old shit)

Yo i just napped your sandwich suckaa. My kid god napped by some weirdo last night!

by suckadlong March 17, 2009

naples

a place where old people go to retire and live in la-la land.

a place where rednecks rule to roads and any off-roading area.

a place where anyone who is not wealthy, hetero, or white will not/cannot survive.

i fucking hate naples.

by Lady Luck March 24, 2005