Naperville

A town full of yuppie ass rich fags who should burn in hell

Naperville is full of yuppie ass fags

by weener May 13, 2005

Naperville

Neighboring town of Bolingbrook claiming to be a "city" in central Illinois. Full with preppy rich white kids that go to Bolingbrook to eat. Everyone in Bolingbrook hates the overachieving, award receiving residents.

"The football team's facing Naperville."
"We're gonna kick their racist asses!"

by Supraman352 December 9, 2008

Napervillian

40 plus year olds named Tim.

Check out that napervillian, i bet he has grey pubes.

by rckcold January 24, 2013

Naperville Faggots

Term used to describe group of young men from Naperville, Illinois who think they are tough because they went to the same school as G Ev. Usually travel in packs and wear their hats backwards.

John: Shit look at those guys over there, those are some fucking mass monsters.
Hafner nems: Nah, those guys aint shit. Just a bunch of Naperville Faggots.

by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 7, 2022

naperville

A very prestigious white town with very nice people and very fun things to do. Median house prices range from about $400,000 - $4,000,000. Rated #2 to live in the United States by Money magazine.

"Hey man I live in Naperville"
"Nice man, you must be pretty cool"

by Naper Hater December 12, 2015

naperville

Naperville, n. A prodigy in the online poker community, notorious for his tournament strategy and uncanny instincts. A Naperville is also known for having great luck. (see greg raymer, GB from the SE, luckbox, chris moneymaker). According to the Law Of Bennett, any Naper in good luck will stay in good luck. To sum up "good, solid poker" play by Naperville, if you are allin preflop against The Naperville, have some anal lube handy... gg

"search for naperville on pokerstars, hes at a final table in $11 rebuy"
"i know, i've been watching since he 2-outed that guy allin preflop for a 750k pot"
"you mean the hand before he dodged 41 outs allin on the flop?"
"No, when the flop was AK4 and he had AA to KK for 900k"
"oh yea, naperville plays good solid poker"

by ross hannay June 28, 2006

Naperville

A place where expensive houses literally land you 2 feet next to your neighbors and an explosion if indian people who cant drive live. Too many people, too much privilege. Too much ignorance.

Naperville is a city that west of the chicago suburbs meant to cash trap people into living around a fuck ton more liberal people.
Person 1: Damn these people from napervile cant drive for shit.
Person 2: ah fuck man, you're right. Theres nothing good here.
Person 1: Yeah man, waste of fuckin money. I hate living around brainwashed people

by GramaphoneExpertise January 5, 2020