NABS

NABS (Verb)

Most commonly known as 'to steal a cookie', to NABS someone. Note that capitals are IMPORTANT within the verb itself or integrity and power is lost in translation.

NABS is not seperate to the current moment and therefore has more than one tense. You are going to NABS someone, you have NABSDDD someone (Again, the number of capital D's are important), you are currently NABSING someone and by view of a third party witnessing the NABSING, they can reply by commenting on how NABSAGE that was.

NABS worked similarly to owned, however the S cannot under any circumstances be replaced by a Z. Newbtards who replace the S with a Z are for lack of a better word NABSDICATING themselves for improper use of the verb.

Note: NABSDICATING also follows mentioned tense changes.
Luke: That's a nice cookie Alex, I'm going to NABS you!
Alex: No! It's my cookie, GTFO!
Luke: I'm NABSING you!
Alex: NO MY COOKIE GIVE IT BACK! Ffs, I just got NABSDDD!
Luke: HAHAHA I NABSDDD YOU FOO
Aaron: Oh wow that was NABSAGE!
Luke: Hey, Chris! Look, I just NABSDDD Alex.
Chris: You NABZDDD who?
Luke & Aaron & Alex: NEWBTARD YOU JUST NABSDICATED YOURSELF!
by Luke Hill May 1, 2008
mugGet the NABSmug.

Fridge nab

The act of taking someone's personal belongings such as a blanket, laptop, purse or undies and hiding it in the refrigerator.
Rosie you've been fridge nabbing my shit all night!
by Rarsta October 17, 2008
mugGet the Fridge nabmug.

nabs

a koala bear with a special affinity for little people
Little person: Look at that nabs in the eucalyptus tree!

Nabs: Oh cool a little person way down there!
by anonymousjnjdfngijdnfipns;kdvn February 26, 2011
mugGet the nabsmug.

pack of nabs

Southern slang for a pack of crackers from a vending machine or convenience store

I.e. Lance crackers, Tom's
Hey Granny, grab me a pack of nabs and a Co-Cola on your way home.
by Gpdaddy1 September 14, 2017
mugGet the pack of nabsmug.

nutter nab

when an unstable female to be in a relationship in is in a solid relationship and doesn't have to be worried about anymore, mostly used between male friends
"damn, did you hear sheila got nutter nabbed?"
"thank god, that bitch be crazy"
by Big_Buddy May 30, 2017
mugGet the nutter nabmug.

dag nab it

Another way to say "doggone it" or "damn it."
by The Doctor October 6, 2004
mugGet the dag nab itmug.

Nab Jones

Better slow down man, Nab Jones is parked on that side street.
by Woody Thomas July 24, 2008
mugGet the Nab Jonesmug.

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