Nordstromsss

Noun- safety word used by Nordstrom employees when attempting to get fired because the high-pressure commission environment, under-appreciation, long hours in stilettos, tight skirts, fake nails, fake smiles and fake customer service make you want to die.

Lara- "Thank you for calling Nordstromsss, this is Lara."
Manager-"Lara, you work at NordstroM. You're fired!"

Lara-"Nordstromsss would be more than happy to return that Gap sweatshirt for you because I'm sure you bought it here."
Manager-"Lara, you work at NordstroMmmmm. Return that, then YOU'RE FIRED!!!"

by NoLongerANordieGirl October 27, 2009

N-Word Pass

The N-Word Pass is a sacred and mythical item, only seen in legends. It is a mythical scroll, said to contain a legendary permission to use the forbidden N-Word.

Guy 1: So I heard you got an N-Word Pass last week?

Guy 2: Yeah, nigga.

by LitchBasagna June 4, 2019

Nordaunian

A bad-ass group of Jewish hosses from Kansas City.

Hot Girl: Oh! You're in Nordaunian? Nice shoes.

by UrbanDwriterwhoknowsall March 23, 2010

Norded

Leaving your social networking accounts (Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, etc.) logged in and having someone make unauthorized posts under your name.

Ben got norded and now everyone thinks that he likes Twilight.

by ***** Nord February 5, 2010

N-Word Pass VIP+

The ultimate phase of the famous N-Word Pass, this pass gives you +100 in hood and makes you able to say the N-Word

Also, this pass makes you automatically a part of the brotherhood and you have the maximus respect of the word

The only way to get the N-Word Pass VIP+ is getting it from Obama.

random white guy: Hey hey hey my nibba

Black guy: Wait a second, do you have an N-Word Pass VIP+?
random white guy: yeah yeah nibba

Black guy: Alright, welcome to the hood
The White Bro: *Upgrades to level 100 Boss*

by JustRalphBruh October 16, 2020

N-Word Pass

Some form of permission from someone of African descent given to someone of another race, usually white, giving them permission to say the N-Word without it being racist.

"Hey Ni🅱️🅱️a" "Bruh what?" "It's okay, Tyrone gave him the N-Word pass."

by Oofpacitomos September 19, 2019

Nordale

What wanna-be gangsta spoiled rich kids call "North Scottsdale." In an attempt to be "hip," "urban," or just generally sound like a poser, Nordale is commonly used among the 30K millionaires who sniff coke and drink martinis all night using their parents' credit cards.

Hey, bro, I'm gonna run up to Nordale and pick up a ball

Like, oh my god! She doesn't even have a Nordale address?

by ken_miller April 7, 2010