np

is short for “Nice Penis”
used in texting

“hey bro thx for the hw”
“yea bro np”
“what did u just say about my dick?”

by Eattheassmowthegrass November 12, 2020

NPS

NPS means Nigga Penis Society. Also rivals with CPS(Cracker Penis Society)

That guy Kahlik is in the NPS
That replubican Eustace is in the CPS

by BigBlackNiggaBallsHD March 12, 2020

np

1) No penis.
2) Niggah please.
3) No pants.

1) Check out that guy, he's got NP.
2) NP! Don't gimme that shit!
3) Look at her, she's got NP.

by Quakeulf February 3, 2004

The NP

The NP is the slang name for New Paris, Indiana, the neighborHOOD between Nappanee and Goshen, Indiana.

PJ: You stayin here in West La La for the weekend bro?

Tregg: Nah man, I'm headin home to the NP for the weekend.

by TFish-kingoftheNP September 13, 2011

NP

"No Pennies." What you say to a cashier when they are about to give you your change indicating they can keep the pennies.

Cashier is about to give customer change for purchase. "NP."

by akdet July 31, 2016

NP

two letters that when said loud enough can make a room full of 30 people talking go completely silent

damn you people are loud........ .NP!!!!!

by Rabid Onion May 12, 2007

NP

Abbreviation for Nurofen Plus.

j00n00b: did u get ne NP 2day?
hotchix0r: i couldnt cause i've been 2 all the chemists near me this week

by hotchix0r November 15, 2005