Poop-noose

The poop-noose is the opening where the gastrointestinal tract ends and exits the body. The poop-noose starts at the bottom of the rectum, the last portion of the colon (large intestine). The anorectal line separates the poop-noose from the rectum. Tough tissue called fascia surrounds the poop-noose and attaches it to nearby structures.
That charmin ultra is really nice on the old poop-noose!
by Alto_Shock May 04, 2021
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Noose The Goose

Sally are you going to Noose The Goose
by Huuuyot November 07, 2016
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caboose noose

An asshole clench capable of strangling your dick to death.
I think that girls caboose noose the other night left a rash on my dick. I wanted to pull out, but she wouldn’t let me.
by sadinhoney July 10, 2018
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Moose Noose

Daddy bent me over, put on a moose noose, and split my quivering sphincter.

The moose noose makes my cock engorged and rigid.

My homemade moose noose was too tight and my knob turned purple.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
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shopping for a noose

(adj)

suicidal, having lost all hope. Usually used in the negative.
"Sorry to hear about your gf. and losing your job. Are you ok?
-don't worry it's not like I'm shopping for a noose."
by bigmiketastic88 June 23, 2010
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Wedding noose

Another word for wedding ring. Showing how being married is puts you in a veritable stranglehold.

Indicated that you are in something that you can't get out of, and is killing you.
Man, I met the hottest chick last night! If it weren't for this damn wedding noose, I'd have fucked her sideways!!

Kellie may be wearing a wedding noose, but I ass blasted her last night like the slut she always was!

Kellie's husband thinks a wedding noose is gonna keep her from fucking every guy at the bar! What an idiot!
by Richter ass June 27, 2011
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Noose bait

A racial slur for any member of the African American race. Used mainly by white people in parts of Kentucky but not looked upon as necessarily racist because of its comedic value.
If I could just wiish one thing for my daughter it would be that she doesn't grow up chasing noose bait.
by djscottpeterson July 17, 2010
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