aka, 'the blackhole'. One who possesses the power to lose literally anything within seconds of touching it. Do not lend a Nia anything of value if you ever want to see it again, especially keys. A Nia is a happy creature with an orange glow and sometimes appears to have been rolling around in mud. A Nia may attempt to cook pasta in plastic colanders and other dangerous things of his nature.
by Reugem May 06, 2008
by MIRANDAP00 January 08, 2009
Peng Shorty, wit those big brown beautiful eyes. Shorty really striving to be the best. Lowkey a scholar, even though they be fronting for them hoes. Can never touch dis sis. Nias really be out there focused on their goal and catching digits and bodies. We luh our Nias.
Boy: Im talking to this shordy rn, she Peng. omg
Friend 1: Rly? what her name?
Friend 2: Brooo, I'm telling u, I've seen her yesterday and she fine.
Boy: Nia....and I call dibs dumb ass. das all meee
Friend 1: Rly? what her name?
Friend 2: Brooo, I'm telling u, I've seen her yesterday and she fine.
Boy: Nia....and I call dibs dumb ass. das all meee
by MelaninQueen365 October 29, 2019
by Mike F. November 22, 2004
Nia will beat your ass. Periodtt. She nice at times. She's very smart. She's very skinny with no booty. She sounds Luka a white person. Not being racist.
by Uni_Kay March 01, 2019