aka, 'the blackhole'. One who possesses the power to lose literally anything within seconds of touching it. Do not lend a Nia anything of value if you ever want to see it again, especially keys. A Nia is a happy creature with an orange glow and sometimes appears to have been rolling around in mud. A Nia may attempt to cook pasta in plastic colanders and other dangerous things of his nature.
by Reugem May 6, 2008
Get the Niamug. by MIRANDAP00 January 7, 2009
Get the niamug. Peng Shorty, wit those big brown beautiful eyes. Shorty really striving to be the best. Lowkey a scholar, even though they be fronting for them hoes. Can never touch dis sis. Nias really be out there focused on their goal and catching digits and bodies. We luh our Nias.
Boy: Im talking to this shordy rn, she Peng. omg
Friend 1: Rly? what her name?
Friend 2: Brooo, I'm telling u, I've seen her yesterday and she fine.
Boy: Nia....and I call dibs dumb ass. das all meee
Friend 1: Rly? what her name?
Friend 2: Brooo, I'm telling u, I've seen her yesterday and she fine.
Boy: Nia....and I call dibs dumb ass. das all meee
by MelaninQueen365 October 28, 2019
Get the Niamug. by Mike F. November 21, 2004
Get the Niamug. Nia will beat your ass. Periodtt. She nice at times. She's very smart. She's very skinny with no booty. She sounds Luka a white person. Not being racist.
by Uni_Kay February 28, 2019
Get the Niamug. 
