Net Lizard

A woman who is looking for a man on the internet.

Yo man I met this net lizard on AOL chat.

by BmoreSlim April 12, 2009

net resting

It's where you acquire a net, strip naked, roll in dirt, then lay in said net sexually.

Have you guys heard of that trend net resting? All of the cool kids do it!

by bernie_mac_is_fucking_dead June 10, 2014

net negative

Someone who detracts value from any given situation with their mere presence.

Man, that guy really sucks the life out of every conversation, he's a real 'net negative'.

Oh great, the Net Negative has arrived. Prepare for your will to life to disappear.

by likeitsyourbirthday February 24, 2020

Net Nerd

Someone who spends all of their time on the internet.

Poindexter is a 40 year old virgin. Why? Cuz he's a Net Nerd!

by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009

Net Muscles

Perceived increase in confidence, machismo, bravado, strength, cage-fighting abilites (etc.) from a public chat room or IM user based PURELY upon the anonymity of the "tough talker" to the person they are "tough talking to".

A 6-foot, 130lb. dork threatening to "kick your ass" when you disagree with his opinion on the relevance of Linux, Firefox, Open Source, Dungeons and Dragons or whatever other lame activity the "net muscled" geek in interested in.

"The dork is using his Net Muscles to bully the chat room into agreeing with him."

by WebPhenom February 17, 2006

net net

A term used by office douchebags that mean to say net but feel that repeating the word makes them sound more important important.

The "net net" is we are wasting time here because you like to listen to yourself pontificate and repeat words at meetings.

by joe5628 May 9, 2008

Net Banging

Acting like a Gangbanger on the internet. Because real G's get into arguments on Youtube.

David is a 13 year old white male who likes to threaten people in the comments section of Call of Duty videos on the internet. He sure loves Net Banging.

by EnjoyablyC October 13, 2011