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Nemesis Fallacy

This is how you win a debate. You call out Nemesis Fallacy and your opponent has to concede. Nemesis Fallacy is anything you want it to be. Use your omnipotence to give it a definition.
"I call Nemesis Fallacy."
"I plead Nemesis Fallacy."
by duck203203023023232 April 21, 2023
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Nemesis Reborn

The new name for the old roller-coaster "Nemesis". The 30 year old coaster closed in 2022 to receive a full retheme, the track now highlighting bold red veins, as well as a new queue line and station. The ride opened on the 16th March 2024, recording over a 4 hour queue time. The ride was created by John Wardley.
Nemesis Reborn was originally called "Nemesis" 1994-2022
by Kayzernz April 7, 2024
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Museum Nemesis

When visiting a museum or gallery, you will encounter at least one Museum Nemesis. These are the people that you see over and over again that inconvenience you repeatedly during your visit. You can tell your Museum Nemesis by some of the following traits:

-They will prevent you from seeing displays by getting up close to them, blocking your view
-They often bump into you by stepping backwards without looking. They will rarely apologise or even make eye contact after doing so
-You will never lose them. Even when you think you've lost them, they'll turn up at the next display you wish to look at
-When visiting the museum cafe they will be in front of you in the queue. They will almost certainly take the item you wanted, and it will be the last one

You museum nemesis can often be defeated by an 'accidental' tripping down some stairs. Museum stairs are often made from marble or other very hard stone.
Jim: That stupid bitch got in my way AGAIN!

Bob: Yeah man, that's your Museum Nemesis

Jim: How I get rid of her?

Bob: Trip her down some stairs, that's how I got rid of mine

Jim: You mean that screaming kid you said just fell over?

Bob: That's the one!

Jim: ...Awesome!
by Danno81 June 8, 2010
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Fuck Nemesis

Like a fuck buddy except this person isn't your buddy in any way shape or form. You have nothing but contempt, loathing and disgust for each other as people. Yet you call them or receive a text from them every time you're lonely or they're horny and you get it on. There will be no talking, except to trade insults. You will have no need to discuss "keeping this a secret" as you're both too ashamed to reveal this to anyone.

Ex's, long term partners and co workers can all become Fuck Nemeses.
"Dear Diary,

I felt sad and lonely so I called Clive to come over and we had sex, after he called me a fat bitch. Oh, I need a boyfriend, not a fuck nemesis."

"Can't be bothered to try and pull or be nice to anyone. Time to call my fuck nemesis"
by MagickDio February 18, 2010
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arch-nemesis

Arch nemesis are friends from a long time ago that have more or less equivalent powers, but also have oposing ideologies. They are therefore always fighting with each other. Examples:
- Obi Wan and Darth Vader
- The Republican and Democratic Parties
Professor Xavier and Magneto are eachother's arch-nemesis. They play chess together and have been friends for a long time, but they completely disagree about the relationship that mutants should have with humans, so they are always fighting.
by David Aaron Smith June 7, 2007
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gym nemesis

A gym nemesis is a person whose presence in the gym has a consistent adverse effect on one's own gym-going experience. The most common manifestation of such a person is someone who always seems to be on the equipment that you want to use but they could also just be an obnoxious, disrespectful, or otherwise unpleasant fellow gym-goer.
Mike: "Damn Joe, that neanderthal over there has been hogging the bench press for like an hour. And that's the third time this week! I think this guy might be single-handedly responsible for my under-developed pecs!"

Joe: "You know what you've got yourself there, don't you?"

Mike: "No. What?"

Joe: "You've got yourself a gym nemesis my friend."

Mike: "Fuck my life."
by wxflurry December 3, 2013
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Butt Nemesis

Two or more people who just recently got out of a homosexual relationships who wish to slit each other's throat instated of anal penetration.
A: How are Drew and Andrew? Are they still going out?
B: No, they are butt nemesis now, they wouldn't even be in the same room, not even with other people.
A: Ouch.
by Ticki October 2, 2011
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