Slappy Nappy

Take an overfull cloth diaper, put in microwave on high for 5 minutes. While contents are still scalding hot, press into the face of an unsuspecting friend and scream ‘SURPRISE!!!’

Bill lost his sight and required skin grafts from 3rd degree burns on his face after his mate T-Bone gave him a Slappy Nappy!

by Red monster boy June 18, 2023

Nappy Headed Hos

A term radio-show host Don Imus used to described the Rutgers women's basketball team.

Man, those girls are rough. Dims some nappy headed hos.

by h.town April 19, 2007

Napaj

Japan spelled backward.

Ward: We're going to Napaj.
Ahmed: Don't you mean Japan?
Ward: That's what I said. Japan.

by BleachedSpaghettiYT July 26, 2018

Meat nappy

An absorbant cloth placed on the underisde of steaks and other moist red meat products.

"make sure you take that meat nappy off the steak billy, it's covered in cow jam"

by Gaping Malefant May 9, 2009

Sweaty Napper

After running around the track for a 4:11 mile, you crawl up on your girl, ball her to the point of exhaustion, and pass out for a quick, sweaty nap.

Nay, I'm good - I took a sweaty napper earlier, so I am ready to go out and dance some more.

by swude September 19, 2009

Nevel Napalm

To ejaculate while spinning your nevel like it’s an attack helicopter.

I performed the nevel napalm move on this bint.

by Poo wee wee poo April 30, 2021

nappy ratchet hoes

A nappy ratchet hoe is a female who lacks class, thinks shes all that, and has a huge attitude problem.

Morgan: OMG I look so hot today!!!

Caroline: Ewww look at that chick morgan shes so into herself.

Andy: These girls are such Nappy Ratchet hoes!

by The twin pack February 28, 2013