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Myron

The coolest type of nigga there is. This nigga will stand up for you anytime. He is the type of nigga to body slam a nigga to the floor. A real chill nigga.
That nigga a Myron
by DefinitionTruth May 2, 2020
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mayonnaise sandwich

A food enjoyed in the ghettos of the Dirty South while growing up. It is made by spreading mayonnaise on one slice of white bread and then covering that slice with another. Often accompanied by some sugar water to wash it down.
by Dirty January 3, 2004
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hair mayonnaise

A hair softening and straightening product. Usually a "leave-in liquid", this product is designed with no petrolatum products and only natural oils to soften hair from the follicle to (often split) ends. Designed for African-Americans, it is also an excellent facial hair conditioner for anyone with rough beard or facial hair. The fragrance is mild and pleasant. It is not greasy, and although it will wash off of your hands quite easily, it's effects do not wash off during showering or normal washing. It was effective on a neglected beard with split ends and a high degree of product abuse which made the hairs dry and brittle.
I couldn't find facial hair conditioner so I tried Hair Mayonnaise. Best stuff ever, and I'm soft as ever.
by PyroLogiK January 13, 2008
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mayonnaise mask

Face covered in male ejaculatory secretion. A facial.
I heard John gave his girlfriend a mayonnaise mask for valentines day.
by thisisfrusterating February 15, 2010
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Meyoni

Smart in a way funny (even in a sick humorous way) and is very fun to be around loves to play around loves football basket ball and is the greatest friend you could ask for.She is very tough and makes sure she is always the winner, once there is a Meyoni in your life you should make her stay there you should like everything about her because she is the most amazing person in the world.
if you have a best friend named Meyoni you should tell her that she's the best.
I wanna be a Meyoni because she is the best.
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Mayonnaise Lesbian

A homosexual that panics when someone of the same gender is interested in them. Mayonnaise Lesbians attempt to slide away, out of pure panic
Person 1: just tell her that you like her back
Mayonnaise Lesbian: aaaah nooo
Person 1: you're such a Mayonnaise Lesbian
by GodConfirms February 27, 2020
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Mayonnaise Hotdog

A Mayonnaise Hotdog is when a man is hitting it from the back, and right before the man cums they pull out and jizz in between the butt cheeks of the person. Then the man mashes the persons butt cheeks in between their wiener creating a Mayonnaise Hotdog.
Marshall: “Ya man, last night I gave her a Mayonnaise Hotdog.”

Hunter: “You put Mayonnaise on a hot dog? Gross dude.”

Marshall: “Nah bro a Mayonnaise Hotdog is when you cum in between a girls butt cheeks, stick your wiener in between, and squish your wiener between her cheeks.”

Hunter: “Oh...Noice.”
by Beatdameaty August 5, 2020
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