Blowing my ass out

When you have sudden explosive diarrhea

"sorry babe I'm stuck on the toilet blowing my ass out"

by An artist with back pain April 17, 2022

blows my skirt up

A refrence to marlyn monroe picture. The reaction is more accurately portrayed in Bruce almighty and Joe demaggio's response to monroe's fiasco.

Damn, That dude blows my skirt up. He really needs to chill!

by CrispFlows September 16, 2003

blow my face off

A response given to a person that has said something incredulous.

Geezer 1: I'm gonna win the lotto this week and blow it all on hookers and drugs!
Geezer 2: Yow blow my face off yow do with ya stupid talk

by toastface July 29, 2005

blow my brains out

wanking furiously

blow my brains out is a phrase used when you wank so hard that your brain EXPLODES EVERYWHERE FROM EUPHORIA

by eatingrice May 03, 2015

blow my brains out

What you say to a hooker when you want her to give you special treatment

Blow my brains out baby

by Dubiks February 08, 2019

blows my skirt up

really irks me, makes me upset, pisses me off.

Dude, that really blows my skirt up when she does stupid things like that.

by Chelsea September 04, 2003

Eat My Steak & Blow Job Day

The same thing as Steak & Blow Job Day, but you cut the steak up into tips and apply around the penis and have a female eat the steak with steak sauce while she is sucking your penis. This holiday is celebrated on March 14th

Cook & Cut the steak its Eat My Steak & Blow Job Day!

by PrestyPoo June 01, 2012