Alen Mistric

This means a guy who can seemingly get loads of woman over facebook with the intentions of eventually having sexual relations with them.

I just pulled of an Alen Mistric and now i have girls lined up all around the world.

by TheHenBra November 24, 2010

Mistress

1.) a lonely female with no self-respect who willingly subjects herself to the marginal attention of married men
2.) enemy to the institution of marriage
3.) an example of female energy used for evil

4.) a married man's co-conspirator
5.) the puppet a married man keeps in his closet and pulls out only at night and only when no one else is around to witness its existance
6.) one who will never experience real romantic love, and seemingly has no desire for it

7.) a woman with no value other than that of sexual gratification

Recently, we have seen many famous men's lives and marriages come to ruin as a result of their relationships with a mistress(es).

by I said... February 4, 2010

mistress

Something between a mister and his mattress.

Marilyn Monroe was President Kennedy's mistress.

by soreofhing July 20, 2009

mistress drink

Energy giving cocktails, such as jaegerbombs, vodka red bull, consumed before a visit to a mistress or girlfriend to enhance 'activities'. The modern man's Spanish Fly.

Wing Kin often had a mistress drink before visiting his girlfriend Susan Hsu. She was much younger than him and it helped him keep up with her needs.

by domino woodstock June 7, 2011

THE FAME MNSTR

Someone Who Can Be Found Playing Games On PS3 & Xbox 360. The Monster Delivers News And Things Relating To Gaming & Lady Gaga On Facebook.

Person 1: Did You Play With THE FAME MNSTR?
Person 2: Yeah He Was Beasting It At Singing While Playing
Person 3: Damn!!!! I Wish I Would've Been There.

MONSTER is a lifestyle. Fan grows out of fan. Lifestyle never does. - Lady Gaga

by THE FAME MNSTR July 4, 2011

mistress of the night

In the old days, 'mistress of the night' or 'lady of the night' meant that a women was a suductress, harlet, or whore. It also is a statement that applies to certain pop culture madams, such as Elvira. "Unpleasant dreams..."

A vibrant belladonna, she was a mistress of the night, and a lover of good pasta.

by Jennisis May 10, 2016

fitness mistress

A woman who has frequent sex with a man in order to help him get in shape.

Sam my man, you should get a fitness mistress to help you with those love handles!

by Carl1983 June 24, 2012