Australian slang. A matress which someone has munted (vomited) on. Muntress can also include sweat, piss and pool water.
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That girl I just met from the bar totally wanted to blow me but I could deal with her bitchy personality anymore, damn slut-mutt.
by MistahBradshaw August 30, 2010
Get the Slut-Mutt mug.The deep, red, angry indentations that form on one’s face after a night of comatose-like sleep. Mattress maps generally appear when the unfortunate sleeper crashes on:
A) unfolded laundry that has amassed on the bed
B) creases in the sheets or
C) any foreign object on which the weary victim does not realize is on the bed, couch, or floor.
The redness induced by mattress maps generally fades quickly, but the temporary damage to the derma is usually evidenced for several hours after waking.
A) unfolded laundry that has amassed on the bed
B) creases in the sheets or
C) any foreign object on which the weary victim does not realize is on the bed, couch, or floor.
The redness induced by mattress maps generally fades quickly, but the temporary damage to the derma is usually evidenced for several hours after waking.
Connie: “Holy shit, Jen! What happened to you last night?”
Jen: “I crashed at 4 am after cramming for Dunlap’s final. Why, does it show?”
Connie: “Well sweetie, you have the serious mattress map from you left eye to your chin. It looks like the Mississippi!”
Jen: “I crashed at 4 am after cramming for Dunlap’s final. Why, does it show?”
Connie: “Well sweetie, you have the serious mattress map from you left eye to your chin. It looks like the Mississippi!”
by slickpuppy June 21, 2009
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Some people take on selfish responsibilities.....and think only for themselves. The Goldz fights for all.
Some consider him a god.....but he humbly take the title of a Saint.
There are winners and losers in this world. The selfish try and take over all that is good and just.
The Goldz will always be there to fight for the just.
Girls faint.....Ladies love him.
He's the Player.....A NOLA Native.
Evil will always try to cut corners to eventually destroy him. However.... The Goldz will find a way win. He doesn't believe in a NO Win Scenario!
Some people take on selfish responsibilities.....and think only for themselves. The Goldz fights for all.
Some consider him a god.....but he humbly take the title of a Saint.
There are winners and losers in this world. The selfish try and take over all that is good and just.
The Goldz will always be there to fight for the just.
Girls faint.....Ladies love him.
He's the Player.....A NOLA Native.
Evil will always try to cut corners to eventually destroy him. However.... The Goldz will find a way win. He doesn't believe in a NO Win Scenario!
1)
"Are you a god?!" - Person Asking the Question
"No, I'm the Goldz. Mattress Goldz" - Mattress Goldz
2)
"Is it just me....or does fleur de lis and beignets seem sexy?" - Lady
"You're speaking my mind woman" - Mattress Goldz
"Are you a god?!" - Person Asking the Question
"No, I'm the Goldz. Mattress Goldz" - Mattress Goldz
2)
"Is it just me....or does fleur de lis and beignets seem sexy?" - Lady
"You're speaking my mind woman" - Mattress Goldz
by Knight441 October 4, 2012
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Thomas is a Mellow Mutt for sure. I saw him selling those new Yeezys for a dub to some kid this morning. What a Mellow Mutt!
by Mickey Dee’s September 4, 2019
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