mortified

The feeling anyone gets when they open the Thin Crust Pizza "Dinner Entree" by NutriSystem, and discover that the disk is only 4" across.

This is my dinner entree. I am mortified!

by Kate Stevens March 28, 2008

Muntified

Being beetin badly in a sport/activity by a munter (skinny, ugly whore) or having had sexual intercoarse with a munter.

Alan: "Did you get spanked in tennis?"
Steve: "Omg, I was totally muntified"
or
Steve: "last night I had it with a total munter"
Alan: "Ha! You've just been Muntified!"

by DinoGirl29 January 4, 2010

mortified runner

A super crazy hyperactive dog that runs fast

Dukas runs like a mortified runner

by Omychiz October 21, 2017

mummified

when fuckin in the ass and about to cum you pull out and spit on their back and they turn thinking that you're done and you shoot 'em right in the eyes and they walk around witht their arms out.

I was fucking my girlfriend in the ass and I spit on her back and she turned around and I mummified her. She walked around for five minutes looking for something to rinse her eyes out.

by legault October 4, 2005

mustifiedsf

the mustiness surrounds us... grrr

seamus: Hi!
andy: mustifiedsf.

by ramenen June 20, 2023

Mistified

When the moisture or vapor of another person or entity cover ones body or face.

I accidentally peed into the wind.. I was mistified

by Mrmaxweld February 27, 2021

Mystifried

The feeling one gets from being dazzled and confounded by life due to the ingestion of illicit substances

I'm... I don't know man...pretty mystifried by it all

by ephemeralpanacea March 28, 2015