tussie-mussie

a bouquet of flowers

i cant wait til valentines.. im expecting a tussie-mussie!!

by teejay2389 October 16, 2010

doity-munty-mussy

a rather un-hygenic man pussy. un-worshed and smelly.

derived from "dirty-cunty-pussy"

Girl, you really need to worsh that doity-munty-mussy. I could smell it from the other room.

by chrislamma July 7, 2010

From-inda Mussy Cheese

The uncleaned-coagulated secretions collected and fermented in the man-pussy like a fine wine, like dick cheese but for trannies
M to F

So I was banging this tranny and she-man said I could pick up a pound of "from-inda mussy cheese" in 1-3 business days

by Mussy-Magnet December 8, 2021

Alaskan Mussy Mangler

Shitting A Condom Half-Full, Freezing It, Then Sticking Half Your Penis (Depeding On Size) Into The Condom, Then Proceeding To Thrash Around Inside One's Mussy

Tom: Dude, At The Party Last Night, I Witnessed Something Awful

Paul: What Was It!?

Tom: Someone Suffered The Wrath Of An Alaskan Mussy Mangler, They Required A Wheel-Chair To Leave...Sad.

by D35 November 29, 2009

Mussy

Mouth pussy

I'll pound your mussy like otter fucks a baby seal

by bean-666 October 27, 2022

Mussy

A very moldy pussy. Happens after a hooker doesn't wash her cracks before another sale after an Alabama HotPocket.

Julia looked at Jeremy and says. "Did you smell the mussy on that incest cum bubble?"

by CockKnocker2424 November 25, 2016

Mussy

Adjective or noun: A mustache that smells of female genitalia

After Tom performed cunnilingus, his ‘stache was mussy. Tom’s mussy was full of Monique’s lady juices.

by Rose Annap September 8, 2023