Mason time

The schedule or timetable used by disorganised people who can never arrive at any event anywhere near the time they intended

Person 1: Where the fuck is Jamie?
Person 2: That useless cunt, he's running on Mason time again

by curlyhairedman August 25, 2011

Mason Meme

A stale, dead, old, meme

Stop sending me Mason Memes! They're so old, I've already seen them!

by fureverem March 3, 2017

musogynist

a person who dislikes, despises, or is strongly prejudiced against Muslims.

why are you a musogynist

by GuardianPM June 11, 2017

miranda mason

a 17 almost 18 year old woman who doesn’t take any bullshit from anyone and loves the word periodt !

boy: “is that MIRANDA MASON?”
boy 2: yep. that’s the badass miranda ;)

by svftmason October 15, 2019

Dirty Mason

A cool guy but he’s weird and only eat hot pockets

Yea, I’m always doing a dirty mason

by mimimomopoo April 17, 2020

Perry Mason Law

When a lawyer arguing a case does so without clothing. Typically the judge disrobes as well so as to distract the jury from the case at hand, and therefore cloud their judgment of the accused.

"What do you think? Guilty or not guilty?"
"I don't know man, that smokin' hot lawyer is practicing Perry Mason Law. Flip a coin."

by jakeOMSII November 9, 2011

Pulling a Mason

Doing something really gay in a sad attempt to look cool.

When you dry humped that basketball you were pulling a Mason.

by Mbandit August 24, 2009