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Muck Masking

While defecating and being overwhelmed by you're own vile ass gas you grab a can of air freshener (preferably an areosol can) and blast the toilet water between you're legs. Thus relieving you slightly and allowing you to breathe.
Tom: Man, that mexican food really gave me the shits!

Phil: Really?

Tom: Yeah it was so bad I was gaging and found myself muck masking to breathe!
Muck Masking by Speedykenyan June 19, 2010
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Mucking Ficrosoft

The cheeky, safe for work and acceptable in church way of complaining about Fucking Microsoft bugs, hassles, and Windows annoyances.
Mucking Ficrosoft Windows crashed again !

lunchtime double-masking 

A cool and at least partially effective way to mask up while eating your lunch.
Her wildly clever technique of lunchtime double-masking totally blew my mind!
a stupid play of someone in fortnite that results in them risking their whole game to kill someone. Often said when people take storm fights, or land on people for no reason.

mostly used in the oce region
what the fuck cunt that guy just full munked me, omg he is munking everyone, get him banned from the pro discord.
munking by deadxdesire December 2, 2018

Mskingbean89 

Girl 1: have you read Ally the young dudes by Mskingbean89?
Girl 2: *enters from different state* I heard the word mskingbean89
Mskingbean89 by Mskingbeanstan October 6, 2021

mucking crust

Aggressively eating vagina with the entire mouth until completion.
Ally told me gally was mucking crust all night until she completed.

Gally was mucking crust until ally’s completion.
mucking crust by DuqD3Puck October 6, 2021

mucking about 

A generally British term for fooling around, wasting time, dilly dallying.
Mom: What're you doing? You have to get your college application in by Tuesday! Stop mucking about!
mucking about by Tizzi Colton August 11, 2009