Scumdog Million-hairs

A nickname for former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich, who was impeached for attempting to accept bribes to fill Barack Obama's empty U.S. Senate seat. Originated on "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" and is a play on the title of the movie "Slumdog Millionaire," which was popular at the same time as the Blagojevich scandal. The "Million-hairs" part of the name refers to the impressive amount of hair on Blagojevich's head.

Senate candidate: "I'd like to express interest in President-elect Obama's vacant senate seat. I feel that my qualifications are right for the job."
Blagojevich: "What? Tell it to my pants pockets! Let's see...I'll give you the seat if you give me $1 million in unmarked benjamins, get a hot dog named after me at The Wiener's Circle in Chicago, and brush my hair for an hour every morning for the next year."
Senate candidate: "Forget it, Scumdog Million-hairs, I do not bow to corruption!"
Blagojevich: "Really? Are you serious? You're a politician. Come on."
Senate candidate: "All right. Take out the hair-brushing part and we've got a deal."

by Nicholas D February 23, 2009

million dollar fuck

The million dollar fuck involves giving a girl the most phenomenal sex of her life, often times fueled by alcohol or other substances. It is important to note the the "MDF" cannot be used lightly and often has irrepairable consequences, i.e. girls can never get over the MDF and are likely to fall in love and/or stalk you.

Dub: I was drunk last night and gave Lisa from the bar the million dollar fuck

Dobbs: ok, but i hope your ready to deal with the consequences...

by bigwilliestyle January 5, 2008

Hialeah Millionaire

A person who leases a 50g car, but lives in a duplex with 20 of his/her relatives.

Any of many Miamians who roll with phat rides, but live in hoods.

by xzentrk July 12, 2003

million dollar man

It's the kind of man who at first glance seems perfect, is friendly, gentlemanly and seem to care about your feelings, everyone seems to love him
as a fuck boy but with a lot more class and money

in the end he showed his true colors and end up with a broken heart. yours of course

You're screwed up and brilliant,
Look like a million dollar man,
So why is my heart broke- Lana del Rey, million dollar man

by lavandergirl August 15, 2016

Prep Star Millionaire

1) The preppiest preppster around. One who dresses uniquely southern, and is classy as hell.

2) PSMs are often seen in Ivy League schools, Fraternity/Sorority houses, or at their local country club or yacht club.

Bro, did you see that Prep Star Millionaire at the party last night?

Yea, bow-tie and all.

by Gingerman843 April 20, 2010

30k millionaire

A 30k millionaire is a person, usually a guy, who makes around 30k a year, usually from working at a window tinting shop, loan office, or an occupation that does not by any means require a college degree. With his pitiful a income, he spends it all on bottles of champagne at clubs, a boat,a nice car, and sometimes a 3-day trip to Vegas, only to be left with nothing in his account by overdraft fees and possibly a pending loan.

A 30k millionaire does this in order to make himself look like he's somebody, but in reality, he goes home at night and jacks off, using his own tears as lube. Please 30k millionaires, do society a huge favor and shoot yourselves.

Dude, I just got off the phone with Steven. He's hitting up the club tonight, VIP with a bottle of Crystal. He told us to bring some bitches! He's such a piece of shit 30k millionaire.

by Chris1234287654 September 10, 2007

Millions to 1

When something is astronomically rare and is only likely to happen in 1 out of 1 million attempts. A common phrase used by the Youtuber and Twitch streamer DarkViperAU

Darkviper *dies from a helicopter in ''THE WRAP UP''*
Darkviper: YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW RARE THAT IS, THAT IS MILLIONS TO 1

by Plotting April 15, 2021