Skip to main content

musical beds

The practice of casual sex with mutiple partners.
That dude played musical beds and did three girls in one night.
by megriley September 5, 2006
mugGet the musical beds mug.

musical tourette's

An artificial form of tourette syndrome in which the singing or speaking of a line from a song by one individual produces the spontaneous and not entirely voluntary singing or speaking of further lines of said song by another individual. This phenomenon is most often seen among people in good moods.
When you or your friends have musical tourette's, life is like a Broadway musical.
by TheLastPunslinger May 15, 2005
mugGet the musical tourette's mug.

Musical Shags.

Similar to the kids favourite, musical chairs, only a man will lie on the floor and try to maintain wood. Ladies will then dance over him in a circle wearing no underwear. When the music stops the lady who is on over the man at that time will squat down and shag him for a certain amount of time until the music starts again and the ladies dance once more.
Rupert: Hey, how was your birthday party the other night, did you get up to anything exciting?
Nigel: I had a fantastic night, me and the ladies enjoyed a game of musical shags.I shot my load about ten times!
by Nigel Fleming May 1, 2007
mugGet the Musical Shags. mug.

musical no homo

When a person covering a song alters the gender pronouns to maintain that they are most definitely heterosexual
Girl singing Take Me to Church: My lovers got humour, he's a giggle at a funeral
Other person: Thats not the words?
Girl: But I had to do a musical no homo or EVERYONE will think I'm a LESBIAN
by EriniV October 22, 2015
mugGet the musical no homo mug.

Musical Soulmate

Someone with whom you share similar, almost identical, music tastes. Like a best friend can finish your sentences, a musical soulmate will always be able to bounce the next verse back at you.
Budders, is my musical soulmate. I swear we know every song. We even have games we play to try & stump each other!
by Anastacia Lee December 18, 2017
mugGet the Musical Soulmate mug.

Musical Torture

A type of torture where the victim is subjected to listening to several songs or musical instruments that are considered unpleasing to the human ear
That bitch pissed me off, so I am going to drive to her house, turn on my car stereo and inflict some musical torture!

Listening to Rick Ashley's Never Gonna Give You Up is considered musical torture.
by thecorncrap December 29, 2010
mugGet the Musical Torture mug.

High School Musical

A terrible movie that has become a phenomenon. The reason why is because parents are too protective and sheltering of their kids nowadays, and middle school kids and anyone younger is curious and asking questions about what high school is like. Instead of using more realistic movies based on high school life like Fast Times At Ridgemont High or Superbad, they use this shit as an example. This movie makes them super happy and optimistic, they become obsessed with it, which has made it probably the most overrated and overmarketed movies of all time.

This is probably one of the main reasons why High School Freshmen have a tendency to act so retarded, because they are convinced that High School is like some 'fairy tale musical'. High School students should(hopefully) know better.

Anyone over the age of 14 who likes this movie should be slapped.
12 year old: OMG!!!! I can't wait for high school now that i've just watched High School Musical!!!! There won't be any labels, all the cliques and crowds will live in harmony, I can share my secrets and no one will humiliate me, it will be just like a happy fairy tale. =D

The most misleading shit ever.
by Kareem Jahlid October 17, 2007
mugGet the High School Musical mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email