Artificial Mushroom Stamp

When you smack someone across the face with a dildo.

guy 1- dude why are you holding a dildo???
guy 2- to smack you in the face.
Random hobo- ARTIFICIAL MUSHROOM STAMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Venix13 January 11, 2010

Flying Mushroom Stamp

The act of forcing someone to kneel down (have them stand if they are much taller than you), then removing all your clothes, and getting to a good distance. Once you have achieved the desired distance, you then run and jump, swinging your hips causing the head of your penis to slap them in the face, leaving a bright red imprint shaped like a mushroom.

Please exercise extreme caution when performing the Flying Mushroom Stamp. Serious injury may (and often will) occur.

I performed the Flying Mushroom Stamp on that bitch, dawg!

by Kaj Darkwind May 16, 2010

Mushroom Stamp

when a gay male slaps his penis on the forehead of another male, marking him as his sex slave with a mushroom-shaped mark.

During sex he slapped his penis on his partners face leaving a mushroom stamp.

by Skippy1970 July 23, 2012

mushroom stamp

to leave a mushrooom shape on a girls face after slapping her with your shlong

tori schmus got mushroom stamped by two guys at once.

by huegerecsion May 12, 2009

mushroom stamp

a large mushroom shaped mark created by the effect of a dick-slap straight to a face or more specifically cheek and forehead region.

Freddy got pissed at his girlfriend. he then proceeded to give her a large mushroom stamp.

by yjedagrasil June 18, 2009

pittsburgh mushroom stamp

When throwing a fried mushroom at someones head and it explodes. The hot grease leaves the impression of a mushroom on there face

Wow did you see Seth Pittsburgh mushroom stamp Jason last night at the bar

by Jim I am September 14, 2021

little miss mushroom stamp

A person who has been given or is assumed to have been given a multitude of mushroom stamps. Could be used as an insult or a term of endearment.

So you think you're better than me little miss mushroom stamp.
Hey little miss mushroom stamp you missed drinks last night

by sdmama April 9, 2017