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mustard stamp

the act of placing ones unwiped asshole on an unsuspecting persons forehead, the placee then grips the ears of the stampee forcing the forehead in a violently upwards motion resulting in a distinct seal of approval shitstain on the forehead; this move is typically performed whilst giving her the arabian goggles; the nature of ones feces must be such that the hue is mustard yellow in color and should be performed after ingesting large amounts of cole slaw, dill relish, saurkraut and copious amounts of Old Milwaukee.
Your mom most definitely did not appreciate the mustard stamp that I gave her last week....yet, I find humor in the fact that she has yet to clean it off???
by cornfritter October 26, 2010
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Mustardass

A yellowish tint on your toilet paper without going #2 caused by sweaty ass and not using toilet paper corectly
Man Ive worked all day in this heat I bet I got mustardass.
by superskaggs August 29, 2009
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Mustard Check

When you have to return to the bathroom later (around 20 minutes later) to wipe your ass again to make sure you got it all. Also, when you go to the bathroom to wipe after a fart with some follow through (i.e. shart).
-Dude, my asshole is still itching after taking that shit.
-Hey man, you better go for a mustard check to make sure you got it all.
by Brickpants December 28, 2011
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Mustard People

The mustard people are mystical and secretive creatures that live in woodsy areas near creeks. Their existence is only known of by a few people. They are named the mustard people because of their yellow skin tone. Little is known of these creatures, but they are known to kidnap, and return children.
"He's late again."
"Maybe the mustard people got him. "
by Mustardstalker April 14, 2014
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spread the mustard

To expel intestinal gas through the anus

syn:break wind fart cut the cheese poot pass gas flatulence make a stinker toot
by thephraseexpert June 5, 2010
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Ken Griffey, Jr. Mustard Surprise

Prior preparation is required. The male must buy a bottle of mustard and hire Ken Griffey Jr. giving him specific directions. Then, while the male is having sex (doggystyle), when he ejaculates in his partner, he gives the signal to Ken Griffey, Jr. who is presumably hidden in the closet. Ken Griffey, Jr. then bursts from the closet spraying mustard in the eye of the male's partner. Having Ken Griffey, Jr. announce himself at the same time is optional.
Dude, I can't go out this weekend. I totally gave my girl the ol' Ken Griffey, Jr. mustard surprise last night, so I have no money after hiring Ken Griffey, Jr.
by Leemanmasteroftheuniverse August 20, 2009
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Musfira

The most beautiful girl in the universe. A girl worth living for. She has an unimaginable utmost beauty. So beautiful that when you try to look her in the eyes, she'll look down telling you that she's taken and go, leave. But don't kill urself, u dumbo!
I wish I am with Musfira in the Jannah
by A young beast September 20, 2019
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