beer muscles

what most douche bags get after drinking 2 or more beers, and think they are a cage fighter.

Scott- Hey Steve have you seen Derick?

Steve- Ya, douche bag Derick had his second beer flexed his beer muscles and is over there trying to fight all those bikers in the corner...

by S squared June 19, 2012

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Sleek Puma Like Muscles

When a man is very attractive and the only way a girl can express his attractiveness is by envisioning the ferociousness of a member of the big cat family.

"Hey Olivia, did you see Stuart and David yesterday at the pool party?"
"Definitely, Sleek Puma Like Muscles everywhere!"

by #swagg September 5, 2011

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Popcorn Muscles

Muscles that are used for look or for show.

Fake looking muscles that are used to get a lot of chicks.

Billy and Wilson both got them Popcorn Muscles they show off in the clubs of Springfield.

by truckstick55 December 22, 2008

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Morning Muscles

Feeling weak after just waking up

Waking up at 8:00am after going to sleep 4:00am

Mom:Go take out the trash

Son: Not now i still got morning muscles

by say25000 July 20, 2010

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The same as "beer muscles", where when a person is drunk, they do and say things they wouldn't normally have to courage to do, or say. Internet muscles are where a person gets online, reinvents themselves, and says things they can't say in public, like using racial slurs for example.

Khayam can flex his internet muscles and only use the N word, online because he's way too much of a pure coward to ever say it in public to a black person's face.

by ThePac66 September 27, 2011

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marvel muscles

The attempt to workout so that you sculpt your body like a Marvel superhero. You lift heavy weights and eat a lot of protein to get the shredded look. Marvel, superhero, muscles, workout, lift weights, train, exercise, shredded, pump iron, gym, fitness

You're in here every day Travis, you really put in the time. Yeah man, I am determined to get shredded and look like my favorite superhero Thor. I want those Marvel muscles.

by joecoolthefool September 7, 2016

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