munted 

when you're really fucked off a combination of drugs.

i was so munted last night, i couldn't see straight.

munted by mr27 September 12, 2006

munted 

In such a state of intoxication (usually only alcohol) that you would be willing to engage in sexual relations with a munter

Dude that guy is so munted he can't stand up.

munted by Cookie Monster January 21, 2004

munted 

a synonym for fucked up or fucked. The word was invented in New Zealand when there was a major earthquake in Christchurch. People realized they couldn't keep saying "this is fucked as" or "everything is fucked". So they came up with "munted as" or "munted".

"this is road is munted as" or "look at that house, its munted".

you can also use it to describe someones face after a fight, "man you look munted as mate"

munted by mslkiwi December 27, 2011

munted 

completely off your face to the point of facial distortion

"i walked into an art gallery yesterday and was so munted that someone asked if i was for sale"

munted by petemaaan June 25, 2012

Munted 

fucked and/or fallen into disrepair

i munted her last night in my car

my cars munted man

your face is munted like the government

my swag is munted

Munted by swag man May 31, 2014

munted 

New Zealand slang: Screwed up or destroyed. But in a sense that something still remains.

That house was totally munted after the fire.
You totally munted your homework.

munted by FlatMelon July 21, 2016

Munted 

Australian slang - meaning completely fucked up/ drugged up.

"Gerald is totally munted, he's been on the scroll for hours"

Munted by Geraldine January 19, 2017