Muller

A Muller - to have tea and a lie down

"Sorry boys can’t come having a Muller."

by Ninxdough July 8, 2020

thomiss muller

Nickname given to Bayern Munich and Germany forward Thomas Muller after his incredible miss vs England in the round of 16 of EURO 2020.

You know at Bayern we have ThoMISS Muller. (Referring to his pun about Robert Lewandowski)

by SkywalkerRx8 January 11, 2022

Muller

The act of harmfully slide tackling or two footing an individual that is on the opposing side of a football match or any other sport that involves CONTACT! After this act you may receive a formal or aggressive warning from the person monitoring the game which could then result in a fine or a sending off.

Player: He's being a cocky fucker, go on muller 'em!

Player2: The other day I was absolutely mullered!

by MunchMan123 April 21, 2020

mullered

The first railway murder committed by Franz Müller.
Bludgeoned Thomas Briggs to death.
So if you had serious head injuries, you was Mullered!

'you see the state of him?...he got mullered'

by jimmyap September 4, 2022

Mullering

The act of taking 2 tabs of acid and raping someone, most likely a female.

This 20 year old Austrian dude is mullering me.

by cockandballs2 June 19, 2025

muller viljoen

a monkey with a absolute donkey cock its a 7 incher chode absolutely incredible

wow is that muller viljoen his cock is huge!!!!!!!

by nihfueglklsl/fgfbdogovcwwofwq December 6, 2024

Mullered

Becoming confused by even the simplest of inquires.

I just asked Bob & he got all Mullered.

by JayInNJ July 24, 2019