A human set of yellow, smelly, decaying, ill-spaced teeth that look like they belong in Lester, the common farm Jackass. Mule teeth are particularly suited for those that grind their corn. (From the Latin: Muleicus Toothicus)

Jenny: What’s up with your Dad’s mule teeth? They look like they belong in a Donkey’s mouth.

Jim: Yeah, nasty, huh? You should see him turn corn kernels into corn meal.

Mule Teeth by Storpy August 23, 2011

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Mule Slap

Similar to a "Donkey Punch" but done during oral sex. While receiving oral sex from your partner slap your thighs together as hard as you can with their head right in between them. Make it count and try and do it right before you orgasm for that "little extra" as they clench up around your genitals. Best done while laying down on your back and your feet flat on the bed or surface you are laying on to give you optimal slapping power.

"I was going down on my girlfriend last night and she totally mule slapped me right when she was about to cum and made my ears ring."

Mule Slap by cpdcrsdr August 15, 2009

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Mule dick

When a well endowed male is able to have sex in the doggystyle position and loosens up the female vaginally or anally he is able to insert most if not all of his penis into her orfice that he is penetrating

"He was really mule dicking her "

Mule dick by JEddieMacJr February 5, 2017

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mule butter

has spreadabilty, but stubborn,

The fukin mule butter is runny and will not leave.

mule butter by stunx September 27, 2008

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