ass mugged

when a person wipes his rectum onto the outer region of a coffee mug(usually where the mouth will be placed) with the objective to trick another person in using that mug unknowingly

My boss took out all his crap on me today so I ass mugged him to make me feel better.

by Jean Painter September 20, 2008

mugger

1. A robber.

2. Someone with supernatural powers -- i.e. a ninja unicorn tamer.

1. Oh no, that mugger just stole my car keys!

2. Oh my gosh, you know that guy Finn? He's totally a mugger!

by whoareyouandwhatdoyouwant February 26, 2011

hugger mugger

Bullshit

What a load of hugger mugger!

by Dr. Rocks May 14, 2011

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by Skyrim550 April 15, 2022

Muggermeister

A drink made with Jaggermeister brand liquor and Mug brand root beer.

"Fuck son, this a phenomenal muggermeister."

by Vito Azzone November 8, 2006

Muglet

A fat ugly chode who is very dumb.

Look at that muglet.

by Rugg November 21, 2017

Fuck Mugger

A Rapist - Someone who steals sex

Thanks to the wonders of Rohypnol, nobody has managed to work out the I'm the local Fuck Mugger.

by ajm789 January 4, 2011