muffle shuffle

The act of banging a woman.

Johnny: Yo, what happened on your date?
Me: I did the muffle shuffle with Margaret!

by Dick Prospersous December 15, 2010

muffle lopper

one of the most insulting names you can call anyone!

omg! steve is such a muffle lopper!

by der gelbe bananen January 18, 2008

Muffle Pants

Tight fitting shorts or pants on a woman.

The tight fitting nature of the clothing creates a camel toe.

I can see the lips moving, but can't hear what they are saying

by Rodolphe May 17, 2005

Muffle Shorts

Shorts so tight on a woman that one can read her lips, but one cannot hear what she's saying.

She looked awesome in those muffle shorts!

by dalekoprovidek August 21, 2014

Muffle Duster

To dust off one's vagina with your face

I eat vagina ( muffle Duster)

by B@dassbiker September 28, 2019

muffled fart

When a male eats out a females butt and she happens to fart.

hey jan wanna go and give me a muffled fart

by goldbrood77 May 27, 2008

Truck Muffling

To slyly spread ones cheeks during sex such as not to audibly alert ones partner of atmospheric assault.

I was Truck Muffling real fuckin hard last night so that Susie would gag on my cock and not kick me out of bed.

by GrundleStiltskin69 January 07, 2020