do you know the muffin man

no

"do you know the muffin man?"
"no, i actually don't-"
"the muffin man, the muffin man"
"please sto-"
"who lives on Drury Lane"

by notarealperson111 December 21, 2020

man muffins

The bulge of fat extending over the top of the pants on a man.

Shane Warne has man muffins from eating all the pies

by ass-monkey May 25, 2006

Man Muffin

A " Man Muffin " Is a person who you would do sexual things to

oohhh, chantelle see that guy aint he a "man muffin"

by Osidion998866 July 25, 2009

Muffin Man

The little boy with the chubby cheeks and always says baaaah!

Hey, look over there, there is the Muffin Man

by PajamaPro January 3, 2018

Muffin man?

Do you know the muffin man?

Woman1: do you know the muffin man?

Woman2: yes I know the muffin man!

by Your local bruh December 29, 2022

Always be muffin’, man

A phrase you would tell your buds after you just pounded a hairy snatch.

Yo, I just fucked a hairy milf. Always be muffin’, man.

by Muffin’ man March 31, 2023

Mutha Fucker Muffin Man

a gay dude who is an extreme pervert that lives on drury lane.

Guy 1: "Bro, I heard that guy over there lives on drury lane."

Guy 2: "Yeah bro. I also heard him masturbating in the bathroom yesterday."

Guy 1: "He must be a Mutha Fucker Muffin Man."

by ShaquilleOatmeal_ March 16, 2022