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mother mucker

When you want to call someone a mother fucker, but don't want to get in trouble.

Origin:
In Texas Hold'em, you can fold your hand and throw your cards into the "muck". Now imagine someone does that to a mom. Pretty messed up.
"Hey why do I not get a raise this year? I'm outta here you mother mucker"

"Oh this mother mucker just cut in front of me."
by Kevin Ju-ann May 16, 2021
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meredith mickleson

A hoe slut cheated on Ethan and is fucking ugly and he lips look like they got stung by bee
Meredith Micklesons a hoe slut
by Jdhdbdjaksksk April 17, 2017
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Mucknee

Kiwi (New Zealand) term for tobacco cigarette.
Ben exhausted the neighbours ashtray of mucknee butt rolls.

Can I pinch a mucknee from you?

John had shared his last mucknee with liam in hope they will purchase the next pack of ducknicks.
by pornzi July 31, 2019
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Macklehorny

mak-luh-hore-nee

1. The act of being horny for the rap singer Macklemore (aka Ben Haggerty)

2. When someone feels intense sexual desires for Macklemore

3. Wanting/loving/needing Macklemore so much, that you don't know what to do with yourself.
If only I could get me some Macklemore, I have been so dang macklehorny lately!

Last night I had a dream I was having sex with Macklemore. I woke up humping my pillow. I guess I must be macklehorny.

Just hearing Macklemore rap makes me almost die of macklehornyness.
by MacklemoreLover April 23, 2013
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Macklemorality

Hipster ethics, backed up by Macklemore lyrics.
Equality, Pseudo-Sobriety, and Thrift are the three pillars of Macklemorality.
by macklemoralist September 16, 2013
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Murkled

To get done in/owned/bumbaclarted/pwnd/face melted/murked/raped. Normally used in reference to situations in games during times of distress.
"Dude the Illuminate just murkled me" "yeh I know, proper bumbaclarted"

"We're about to get murkled!!"
by [DFA] March 8, 2010
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Barn Mucker

An Individual who participates and thoroughly enjoys performing oral sex on females.
1) We're all Barn Muckers here
2) That Eddie is a damn fine Barn Mucker.
3) See all those beauty guys right there? Barn Muckers for sure.
by Blackhawkz11 November 18, 2010
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