Mucky Hug

when you give a girl a hug but secretly you've just knocked one out in the toilet and you wipe jizz all over her back without her realising.

Man that girls hot, she doesn't fancy me though so i'll have to settle for a mucky hug!

by lethal bizzle August 24, 2007

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mucky crisp eater

A person who never buys their own drinks or snacks in a pub

Last night cost me a fortune, I was out with Jon, the mucky crisp eater
He's so tight, yeah, mucky crisp eater, that's what he ie

by Lovejoy's Lovechild September 9, 2006

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Mucky Work Fingers

Waht i'd give to Girls aloud. Specially that Kimberley...

You seen that girls aloud?
Yup they'd all get the mucky work fingers - right up em.

by Nozzer August 25, 2006

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Mucki is the whitest person in the world. Mucki is the vanilla ice cream flavor in girls' names. Mucki is so white, she gets a sunburn standing in front of the TV. In fact, she is so white she refuses to go shopping on Black Friday. Mucki is so white she thought only white people live in the White House. She could even go to her wedding naked. Mucki is so white she makes Michael Jackson look black.

"Mucki"

by Fuzzi_98 May 17, 2022

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Slinging a mucky

Male masturbation

"Why we're you late for work Gerald?"
"I'm sorry Boss. Lorraine Kelly was on TV when I woke up and I couldn't help myself from slinging a mucky"
"Fair enough Gerald, we've all been there"

by SphincterElCapitain August 1, 2017

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