Mucky Hug

when you give a girl a hug but secretly you've just knocked one out in the toilet and you wipe jizz all over her back without her realising.

Man that girls hot, she doesn't fancy me though so i'll have to settle for a mucky hug!

by lethal bizzle August 24, 2007

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mucky crisp eater

A person who never buys their own drinks or snacks in a pub

Last night cost me a fortune, I was out with Jon, the mucky crisp eater
He's so tight, yeah, mucky crisp eater, that's what he ie

by Lovejoy's Lovechild September 09, 2006

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You seen that girls aloud?
Yup they'd all get the mucky work fingers - right up em.

by Nozzer August 25, 2006

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what Steve Roslonek said in his version of the bear hunt song after walking through the mud

Steve Roslonek: *has to walk through mud*

When Steve Roslonek finished walikng through the mud he said "yucky mucky"

by Pokopon Kaitlyn February 21, 2021

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When you slam it straight out of the arse straight in to the gob. Direct arse to mouth train.

That girl was filthy she let me mucky pie on the first date.

by Bandicoot B June 26, 2024

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Mucky minge a hairy mucky minge

by Gay vape lord February 19, 2019

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The goat of Fortnite and stealing old laddies underpants

Oh he robbed her underwear what a mucky joe!

by Mucky joe December 31, 2023

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