Mountain Dew

Sweat between a girl's tits

"Omg I looked down her shirt and all I saw was mountain dew"
"Ew gross, she got mountain dew all down her shirt"

by urbanme94 September 27, 2009

mountain dew

when it's 90 degrees out and humid and your titties begin to sweat.

This chick on the subway had mountain dew so bad it stunk like salsa.

by Lauren A. December 13, 2007

mountain dew

mountain dew is basically like redneck water.

my Alabama friend just chugged mountain dew like it was water

by sqeaker May 15, 2018

Mountain Dew

The worst soft drink ever manufactured. One swig and you'll want to wash out the disgusting aftertase with a can of 'new coke'. It's that bad.

Buy sprite instead...

College Student 1: Got anything to drink?
College Student 2: Just some dew...
College Student 1: In that case why don't I just go upstairs and kill myself...
College Student 2: The rope's in the closet...
College Student 1: Thanks, dude...

by Bert Bert August 17, 2005

Mountain Dew

A sugary, but awesome beverage for cool people

person 1: Are you drinking Mountain Dew?
person 2: You bet!

by animegurl125 July 27, 2015

mountain dew

a mountain dew is when you shit on someones chest and make a mountain, then piss on top of the mountain to cause it to make a land slide, this is known as the mountain dew.

I just took a mountain dew on your mom, man!

by Yardo September 22, 2006

Mountain Dew

When you urinate on a mountain.

'There wern't any toilet's up there, I had to Mountain Dew

by J_Man_767 February 23, 2011