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bates motel 

(n.) A building one does not feel safe at. The origin is the setting for the movie psycho.
Is this the bates motel or what?
bates motel by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004

no-tell-motel 

Any seedy, dirty, cheap looking motel where "sleeping" doesn't appear to be exactly what many of the people renting the rooms intend to do in them. They usually offer "hourly rates", for those wanting just a "quick nap". If you go to one, bringing your own sheets might be a good idea.
If it advertises hourly rates, steer clear!

Bates Motel 

Any Motel you die in.
"I talked to him from his room last night, and he was fine."

"Incredible. He checked in but didn't check out"

"Must have been the Bates Motel," man.
Bates Motel by berkboy August 26, 2012

no-tell motel 

A motel meant for having sex in. Check in, make out, check out again after a few hours. term "no-tell" comes from anonymity requested with such events. The motel won't say what goes on in it's rooms, but it's assumed to be sex.
Wanna check into a no-tell motel? Cheap hourly rates!
no-tell motel by mash92587 October 30, 2005

Love Motel

A budget hotel (especially in Asian counties) where couples or adulterous spouses can have discreet sexual encounters.

In many Asian countries housing is dense and there is a stigma about being heard while having sex.

Love Motels, as they are popularly referred to, are stocked with sex toys, sex chairs, a free XXX video shelf, and "couples" bath tubs.

Also, when young couples travel they often can not afford nicer accommodations, so they patronize these ubiquitous establishments.

*In Konglish, Koreans say or text mt for "Love Motel"
"Seoul is expensive, but there are some clean love motels close to some of the sights."

"We stayed at a love motel that had a dildo vending machine."
Love Motel by gdolezal February 16, 2009

hot sheet motel 

a motel that lets rooms by the hour
It was so sleazy I felt like I was in a hot sheet motel.