Serbian Monocle

The act of pulling out of a woman's mouth whilst receiving head, only to accidentally poke at her eye while jisming

Dude1: Ralphie got an amazing blowjob from that chick at the party, but he fucked up py pulling out and giving her the Serbian Monocle...

by Mjolnir12982 January 25, 2010

monodextrous literature

a jazz mag, one handed reading material.

As he heard his mother he hurriedly stashed his monodextrous literature under the bed and hid the jizz rag.

by TLO Smudge March 2, 2004

monochrome

When an image is in black and white or it quite likely to be grey scale

A: Look at this photo I shot

B: Very nice I think it would look better in monochrome though

by Dig bick calum November 10, 2013

Gashtead Monocle

You take a dump on your partners eye, then smear it with your butt cheeks to create a flat round "monocle" Then spunk on the "monocle" to give it a "glass effect"

Hey Will, I heard mitch gave you a "gashtead monocle" last night.

by Billbo Baggins of Gashtead August 21, 2009

Mono Rat

The filthiest of all nightclubbers. These low life, oxygen thieves can be found in the corners ofdark, humid, drug filled, sweaty-cock-smelling clubs of the late night entertainment district. This breed of scum, are generally identified by the lack of a 23rd chromosone, fluro attire, immense amounts of sweat, and are often seen chewing on their own cheeks due to a high intake of illicit drugs. Female mono rats are also reffered to as cumdumpsters. Originated in Australia.

Nick: Oh why are mono rats here?
Mike: Fucks me but lets get out of here, they smell like a used condom.

by Olive-leaf March 26, 2008

Mono-Slut

Similiar to uni-whore... being a slut with just one person

I promise to be a total mono-slut with you.

by Jessica Nichole December 18, 2003

Moanologue

When all that comes out of someone's mouth is an endless stream of relentless, nonstop moaning.

Stay away from Joanna today, I just got a ten minute moanologue all about her crappy date last night.

by SoliloquyGirl May 23, 2011