A foreplay sex move. When a male or female with a mustache splits another persons butt cheeks (as Moses did the Red Sea), rubs their mustache in or around the rectal hole area. In other words, when you rub your mustache in their butt crack for sexual pleasure, or for fun.
"Hey there nice mustache! Would you care to give me a Furry Moses?"
"Damn, I was with a girl last night, and I gave her a Furry Moses!"
"You know what's better than sex? A Furry Moses!"
"Damn, I was with a girl last night, and I gave her a Furry Moses!"
"You know what's better than sex? A Furry Moses!"
by Rokael Monzala June 30, 2008
Get the Furry Moses mug.Sexy ass dude that likes to part bitches red seas. Can make a girl cum like none other. Sometimes a man whore.
by 100percentthatbitch July 29, 2019
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To have sexual intercourse with a female on her period. To "part the red sea with your staff" as moses did.
Like earning your red wings, only with your penis.
Like earning your red wings, only with your penis.
Dude1: Dude, last night I was bangin' this chick, and I thought she was just super wet. Turns out I had been Mosesing her the whole time! My dick was covered in blood and the whole bed looked like a post-murder crime scene!
Dude2: Dude, that's sick!
Dude3: Hey man, at least you didn't get your red wings.
Dude2: Dude, that's sick!
Dude3: Hey man, at least you didn't get your red wings.
by Ganjaninja1031 August 30, 2016
Get the Mosesing mug.Best known for playing Severus Snape in Starkid's "A Very Potter Musical", Joe Moses is a comedy actor, having been involved in several theater productions and also having a Youtube channel full of various episodes in which he portrays multiple hilarious characters. For example, one of the shows on his Youtube channel is called "The Potion Master's Corner", where he interviews the members of the cast of AVPM/S as Snape.
by ellivsnoiz October 3, 2016
Get the Joe Moses mug.The absolute GOAT. Manager of the Tipton Hotel in New York City, he formerly managed the S.S Tipton and the Tipton Hotel in Boston. Played by Phil Lewis a.k.a the best actor to ever grace Disney Channel with his presence (who incidentally killed a girl while being intoxicated in the 1990s). Mr. Moseby is often seen as uptight but in reality, he's incredibly compassionate and caring. He's 5' 6"
"Damn son you lookin' like Mr. Moseby with those knee socks."
"Do you want AM or FM?" demanded Mr. Moseby
"Do you want AM or FM?" demanded Mr. Moseby
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Get the Mr. Moseby mug.The mightiest taco of all. Get lost in a spreaded sea of spicey beef, cheese and vegetables. Yes, the Moses taco is indeed mighty. Also see Jesus Burrito and Satan Sandwich.
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