by madalive8 August 11, 2005
by debbi domination November 2, 2006
Someone you have sex with that is not only unattractive or obese but smells or is sweaty. A fun ride in the sack nonetheless, that is until your friends find out.
'Oh gross that dirty moped smells. I would still give it to her though, but no one must ever know of this"
by The Firezombie August 15, 2007
These two sexy ladies came over and gave me the most amazing Mormon Moped when one blew me whilst the other one rimmed me!
by Mikejaret February 26, 2017
To walk slowly across a street without yielding to or acknowledging oncoming traffic, crosswalks or other pedestrian laws. Usually seen in rough, urban areas.
by A_Concerned_Brother December 3, 2010
When someone updates their Facebook status with a remark that clearly is seeking attention and trying to get people to feel bad for them.
by hotdoghamburger January 31, 2011
by dailyscourge November 8, 2007