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Bullshit Mountain

a.k.a. Fox News, a right-wing propaganda network that gets fact-checked every night by Jon Stewart and his writers at The Daily Show. Broadcasters and pundits on this network tend to think that President Obama is a Socialist who does not care how much debt he unloads on the country while completely ignoring the fact that he inherited the worst financial crisis since the Great Depression.
When Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, and other pundits at Bullshit Mountain said Mitt Romney's comments disparaging 47 percent of Americans as lazy freeloaders, Jon Stewart reminded us that these people include veterans, the elderly, and the working poor.
by DEA302 December 1, 2013
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Take me up the north mountain

To take up the north mountain :-
1. As a skilled mountaineer you can take someone up the north mountain to help them end an eternal winter.

2. To fuck someone in the ass.
ANNA SAID TO KRISTOFF " TAKE ME UP THE NORTH MOUNTAIN, NOW!"
by ALEXOUS1 May 14, 2018
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candy mountain

It's a land of joy....and joyness,and it fills me with sweet sugary goodness!
Charlie and I are going to candy mountain!
by wowowowowowowwoooooooo June 20, 2007
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Mountain Douching

When someone who recently had unprotected sex douches using Mountain Dew hoping that the yellow 5 will kill the sperm.
Elizabeth: I can't believe I didn't use protection.
Julie: Don't worry, you should try mountain douching.
by Anhydrous-Caffeine March 11, 2011
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piss lord of shit mountain

Congratulations! You are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank you for hefting your turfs down the mountainside so that we, the proles may feast on your bounteous craps.
by The Piss Lord Of Shit Mountain February 6, 2014
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Mountain Hardwear

a brand of superior outdoors clothing worn by discerning and discriminating outdoors enthusiasts. Great technical design and features, great outdoors lifestyle clothing and equipment without ridiculous prices. Not yet co-opted by poseurs. Identified by a stylized nut often accompanied by the words "Mountain Hardwear" in distinctive script. Primarily carried in outdoor specialty shops such as The Trailhead in Buena Vista, Colorado.
Jess - "That's a great looking jacket. Does it keep you warm and dry? Who makes it?"

Paul - "Yes, it kept me warm and dry in Ouray. It's waterproof, breathes well, and doesn't have a bunch of useless non-functional crap on it. It's from Mountain Hardwear."
by da Chetster March 1, 2009
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mountain biking

making love to the earth through the use of a bike
by runderhill December 25, 2010
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