Scottish Moon Pie

When a redhead proceeds to bust a fat one inside of his pasty white, eggshell-colored girlfriend.

Can't believe Tyler gave me a scottish moon pie last night. I'm diabetic!

by AeroEnzo December 12, 2021

Kentucky moon pie

When two boys from Kentucky put their assholes together and fart!!

The two boys been making Kentucky moon pies

by OG WEASEL May 13, 2018

Missouri Moon Pie

You or a close friend hangs ass out of passenger window of moving vehicle.....moons an unsuspecting pedestrian or vehicle while taking a shit.

Dave gave that van a Missouri Moon Pie and now owes me a car wash.

by philosobrad May 13, 2009

alaskan moon pie

when you are out in the wilderness and you take a fat shit on someone while in the dark.(only light comes from the moon)

Dude, that alaskan moon pie Collen gave Colton last night was sick!I could smell it in my tent.

by Cpdaddy-mo truck June 20, 2011

Tennessee Moon-pie

A sex maneuver when you put whipped cream on your asshole and clench and wait for your loved one to lick said butt-cheese off.

Yo did you see that one girl? I would do a Tennessee Moon-pie on her.

by Newboots July 28, 2020

Squishy Moon Pie

To press your bare ass cheeks against a window, and then shit.

Sam made a squishy moon pie at McDonalds.

by zeroPRO15 October 25, 2010

Salty Moon Pie

The process of heating a moon pie and removing the marshmellow using an tool like a straw device and replacing the marshmellow with seimen.

My mom packed me a salty moon pie for lunch today.

by Jack Devainy February 24, 2009