Baby Moon Pie Shit

You know that feeling you get laying down in the sand and the sand is covering you like a gay ass Blanket

Bro that’s feels like Baby Moon Pie Shit

by BreezyRang February 14, 2018

Sparkling Gay West Virginia Moon Pie

When someone deficates into a paper bag, pours copious amounts of glitter and sprinkles into it and puts firecrackers in it to light on someone's door step.

"Dave needs a sparkling gay West Virginia moon pie delivered to his door step immediately."

by Redfox30 March 9, 2022

MOON PIE

An expression used whenever you don’t know how to respond to a situation.

Luke: Yeah nine people died at the FedEx shooting in Indianapolis.
Camden: Oh my god that’s so sad.

Jackson: MOON PIE

by Kaley_the_quiet_girl April 20, 2021

moon pie

when a guy blows his load in another dudes ass it creates a moon pie. Just as a cream pie in a pussy but instead in a brown asshole.

Marvin left a moon pie in Xavier backdoor.

by jazdill August 9, 2022

Marine Park Moon Pie

A sexual treat that is the result of doing anal in a shitty asshole and cumming in it. The moon pie is the dick with cum and shit on it.

I fucked the shit out of that chick last night and she ate the Marine Park moon pie after we were done!

by Snake Park Boys August 20, 2016

Moon pie

The excretion of semen into a woman's anus. Followed by the action of said woman flatulating excreted semen into a foamy pie like consistency, on her anus.
Moon pie.

Gave that bitch a moon pie last night.

by Durtybreh October 9, 2017

Moon pie

Similar to a cream pie, however in this variation, the last possible moment before ejaculation occurs, you strike your partner with such force that it causes them to see stars

I gave her the old moon pie last night so hard that it almost put her in the hospital.

by jhawk2000 August 10, 2020