Baby Moon Pie Shit

You know that feeling you get laying down in the sand and the sand is covering you like a gay ass Blanket

Bro that’s feels like Baby Moon Pie Shit

by BreezyRang February 14, 2018

Sparkling Gay West Virginia Moon Pie

When someone deficates into a paper bag, pours copious amounts of glitter and sprinkles into it and puts firecrackers in it to light on someone's door step.

"Dave needs a sparkling gay West Virginia moon pie delivered to his door step immediately."

by Redfox30 March 9, 2022

Moon Pie

noun. Available mainly in San Francisco and Key West, the Moon Pie is the act of a man ejaculating into another party(ies) asshole, where it is then followed by the said offender consuming his own seminal fluid from one or more filled, rectums. Also, can come in the Lemon Cream variety, where urine is added to the cream filling.

Paul's in the hospital getting his stomach pumped. Apparently, he had too much Moon Pie last night.

by Moonpie Paul ;) November 28, 2018

Moon pie

The excretion of semen into a woman's anus. Followed by the action of said woman flatulating excreted semen into a foamy pie like consistency, on her anus.
Moon pie.

Gave that bitch a moon pie last night.

by Durtybreh October 9, 2017

Marine Park Moon Pie

A sexual treat that is the result of doing anal in a shitty asshole and cumming in it. The moon pie is the dick with cum and shit on it.

I fucked the shit out of that chick last night and she ate the Marine Park moon pie after we were done!

by Snake Park Boys August 20, 2016

MOON PIE

An expression used whenever you don’t know how to respond to a situation.

Luke: Yeah nine people died at the FedEx shooting in Indianapolis.
Camden: Oh my god that’s so sad.

Jackson: MOON PIE

by Kaley_the_quiet_girl April 20, 2021

moon pie

When a male and another male are having sexual intercourse, and one or both of them ejaculate into the other's rectum. On certain occasions, when the man's ejaculate volume is large enough, it causes the rectum to overflow. In other words, a gay cream pie.

John, this was the biggest moon pie yet.

by Charles6969 December 3, 2022