Baby Moon Pie Shit

You know that feeling you get laying down in the sand and the sand is covering you like a gay ass Blanket

Bro that’s feels like Baby Moon Pie Shit

by BreezyRang February 14, 2018

Sparkling Gay West Virginia Moon Pie

When someone deficates into a paper bag, pours copious amounts of glitter and sprinkles into it and puts firecrackers in it to light on someone's door step.

"Dave needs a sparkling gay West Virginia moon pie delivered to his door step immediately."

by Redfox30 March 9, 2022

Moon Pie

When Someone Is Doing A Bench Press And The Person Spotting Sits(Bare Butt) On Their Face.

“There’s Chad, Let’s Moon Pie Him.”

by GymbodJoe May 18, 2022

Moon pie

When you moon someone and take a poop while doing it

He moon pied me out the window of the car

by Nasty Nate 772 February 26, 2022

Moon pie

When someone moons you while simultaneously shooting semen from their anus.

I gave that chick a moon pie!

by NVNTR760 May 16, 2022

Moon Pie

v. The act of milking a Beaver's asshole to make extract imitation vanilla.

That guy had a job giving Beaver's a moon pie.

by Mysticmarks August 15, 2022

Moon pie

Similar to a cream pie, however in this variation, the last possible moment before ejaculation occurs, you strike your partner with such force that it causes them to see stars

I gave her the old moon pie last night so hard that it almost put her in the hospital.

by jhawk2000 August 10, 2020