moolinaire

A person who has had sex with so many fat chcks that the total weight of all the women combined exceeds one million pounds.

I only needed 300 more pounds, and after I banged that 400 pound porker, I'm a moolinaire!

Congratulations man, you left the 99% and are now in the 1% of chubby chasers!

by arkayne March 27, 2013

Moulin Ruse

1. noun. a situation in which a woman is first seen from the rear and appears attractive, but later is revealed to be repulsive from the front.
2. verb. to actively bait someone into such a situation.
3. verb. to fall victim to such a situation.

When traipsing about in common gathering areas, one may find the allure of another beings presence to pique one's interest. Having seen only the back side of said being, one is compelled to investigate further. Upon realization that this interest is unfounded, it may go on record that one has been Moulin Ruse'd

by BrainLazy March 6, 2009

mooinkily

In a mooink-loving sense; in a sense that mooink is superior

Mooinkily morning!

by The-oink-lover December 4, 2020

moolicious

when something is too delicious makes you want to moo just like a cow

-OMG this choko-cake is moolicious
- your dinner was moooooooooooooooooooolicious

by Self Privacy March 7, 2011

mooning

The act of baring one's anus to a party as a sign of defiance.

starer---> one who studies stars

venuser----> one who studies venus


mooner---> one who jumps out of alleys to young women, bent over, showing them his bare derrier sayin "How's this for a black hole?"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

Moofin

Cutesy prononciation of muffin.

"Which do you prefer, cookies or muffins?"

"MOOFINS!"

by Goffboy's Dictionary on Life July 10, 2005

mooninites

2-dimensional creatures that inhabit the moon, they usually travel around in a purple space ship, and everything they do makes sounds from old Atari 2600 games such as Pac Man and Canyon Bomber, and among others. They claim to be advanced in everything they do. They can jump higher, spell better and the Moon they come from has 5 thousand dimensions so they say. They have laser guns, but also possess the power of the "quad laser" which is a combination of four laser guns at once. They came to Earth to cause chaos and mayhem. They enjoy getting toasted and doing drugs like pot and nitrous. The most known Mooninites, Ignignokt and Err.

by Anonymous September 10, 2003