Mookie

The term Mookie comes from the Spike Lee movie, "Do the Right Thing". There are many definitions of the term Mookie.
The most popular ones are as follows:

1. triflin ass man who is lazy and doesn't take care of his responsibilities, (i.e. his rent payments, his job, HIS KIDS)

2. a fine ass man who looks extremely sexy

3. a term of endearment

4. an adjective to describe a triflin man or woman

1. Damn, Malcolm is such a mookie. Did you know he's a baby daddy and he doesn't pay child support?

2. Oh mah damn, that is one fine lookin man over there, now that's a mookie.

3. Oh mookie, you know I love you.

4. He is being so mookie right now. He fell asleep at work again after he showed up late.

by Sista Curves & B Money September 21, 2010

Mookie

It's not a muffin. It's not a cookie. It'a a mookie.
A muffin made with cookie dough.

I made mookies for all my friends and we threw them a teachers.

by Melanie January 14, 2004

mooked

a f***in ugly a*s bitch that looks like she/he got smashed in the face with a baseball bat 20 times, so ugly u would rather puke then look at her face.

Damn that chick is mooked.

by drfreshdude January 13, 2008

mookie stick

–noun, plural 'mookie sticks'
1. Solid fecal matter.
2. Something you don't want your own children to play with.

Tell Xander not to touch those mookie sticks on the lawn.

by siddNullus February 6, 2009

Mookie

a derogatory term for just any person. Used to replace the N word

Aw that mookie just robbed me!

by bojzzle March 10, 2005

Mookie

Another word for the term Mole which is a bowl of weed and tobacco together smoked out of a bong. Preferably natural American spirit tobacco.

Stoner #1: "I got a little bit of weed let's smoke a bowl bro"
Stoner #2 "I'm only smoking if it's a Mookie"
Stoner #1: "What's a mookie dude?"
Stoner #2: "Another word for a mole bro cmon"

by Young Yogan December 30, 2016

s'mookie

In reference to baking, a s'mookie is the combo of a marshmellow and a cookie. The result is a s'more that wants to be a cookie, or vice - versa

Bill: Hey... do we have marshmellows?
Sarah: Yeah. We also have ingredinets for cookies. Want some?
Bill: Hell no! LETS MAKE SOME S'MOOKIES!!!! >:-0

by DUDE OF AWESOME January 15, 2009