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manutards

Incompetent people in the manufacturing industry. They make things (like a Yamato toy) that look deceptively good in quality, but breaks after gentle transformation. Manutards know everything there is to know in manufacturing like their normal colleagues, but they choose to be special instead.

Manutards can be found everywhere. The largest concentration of manutards however, can only be found working for Yamato toys, Japan.
"When manutards die, even hell will not take them for fear they'll fuck things up."

"Yeah, that's why ya get alot of them in Yamato.
by beware of blast June 1, 2007
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monotasking

The performance by an individual of one task, and only one task, at a point in time. Monotasking can be more productive than multitasking because it allows an individual to put all their attention and focus on the task at hand. This allows fewer mistakes than would be made if the individual were multitasking.
"With so much time on his hands, Peter decided to monotask for the rest of the day."

"Bob told me that monotasking is so much better than multitasking."
by K. H. Lee March 16, 2008
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poop minute

The perceptual slowdown of time while you're pooping.

Roughly, the conversion ratio with normal time can be estimated as:

1minute (poop time) = 5 minute (real time)
Matthew: Oh jesus, sorry for taking so long on the toilet.

Mom: It was only five minutes, no big deal.

Matthew: It felt like an hour! I always underestimate the power of the poop minute.
by daeyoh September 19, 2020
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Hey, do you have a minute?

The question falling from the UD addict’s lips every 15 minutes in an effort to fill the empty personal void and become momentarily visible when one of their pathetic submissions is accepted.
She followed her family members around like a neglected puppy asking, “Hey, do you have a minute?” while endlessly hoping they wouldn’t scatter like cockroaches at the sound of her voice as they always did.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2021
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New York Minute

A New York minute is an instant. Or as Johnny Carson once said, it's the interval between a Manhattan traffic light turning green and the guy behind you honking his horn.

It appears to have originated in Texas around 1967. It is a reference to the frenzied and hectic pace of New Yorkers' lives. A New Yorker does in an instant what a Texan would take a minute to do.
I'll have that ready for you in a New York Minute
by RJB December 15, 2003
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strong minute

A 'strong minute' is a long time but not a very long time.
I could happily listen to Reginald D. Hunter talking for a strong minute.
by Johnny the rapist May 15, 2010
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Internet Monet

When you see someone's profile picture thumbnail and you think they're OK, but when you click on it, it's a big old mess. Named after the artist Monet, whose paintings were nice from far away, but jacked up looking up close.
I thought this heina would be fine, but when I opened up her facebook page, she turned out to be an Internet Monet, cause her close up was fug!
by SkyOfAmethyst August 10, 2010
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