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Morning Sharpener

(noun) An alcoholic beverage, typically one standard drink (0.6 oz pure ethanol), consumed at the start of one's day. The intended goal of a morning sharpener is, as the name implies, to "sharpen" one's mental accuity, mood and motivation. However, much like getting high before a stressful, high pressure event, it often has the opposite effect.

Similar to irish coffee, morning joe and wake and bake.
"What's up with Joe today?"

"Oh, he ran out of sauce for his morning sharpener. He's feeling a bit twitchy, is all."

"Poor bastard."
by CredibleHulk84 September 20, 2017
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Good morning nap time

when you wake up in the morning, and you take a nap because your still tired
*wakes up and looks at clock*
Its morning already...
well looks like its good morning nap time
*takes a morning nap*
by daethnotez September 20, 2009
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Raton morning

That morning after you've drink a lot of poor quality alcohol and you feel terrible (raton means hangover in Spanish)
The other day I woke up on my best friend's sofa, feeling like I was going to die, and I drank a couple of beers. That was a hell of a raton morning.
by Rodkor July 4, 2012
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Monday Morning Meltdown

a condition were one completely melts down at work after a long alcohol and drug filled weekend, usually triggered from a loss of a favorite sporting team. symptoms include but are not limited to, showing up late for work, being completely distraught and unproductive, excessive ranting about the prior game at hand, this individual may be very argumentative, maybe very sweaty, obsession will be obvious when discussing such sporting event, other signs include drinking large amounts of Gatorade, and also a long early morning coffee break. at this time the individual may appear to be coming down. Don't be fooled, the next round of symptoms are about to set in, they include multiple shit brakes at the porter potty, excessive vehicle searches, (one may not ever actually know what may be being looked for), also multiple meaningless phone calls may be in place, followed by lots of back and forth pacing for no reason at all, with random snack hours such as hole bags of potato chips or pretzels, the best way to combat this individual is to make it appear that you yourself are actually the problem. never confront with face to face altercation
Look out the birds lost there's going to be a Monday morning meltdown.

The tragedy find a monday morning meltdown is that jose is the real victem here.
by 7mary3 September 28, 2014
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chicken o clock in the morning

ungodly hour of the day; waking up with the chickens
What happened? why are you calling me? what time is it, chicken o clock in the morning?
by lotuspanda March 15, 2008
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TOP O' THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES

What jacksepticeye screams at the beginning of his videos. Just turn your volume down and you'll be fine.
"TOP O' THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES, MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE"
by Fresh_Towels98 February 8, 2018
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Morning Fart

That one, special, loud, extra potent burst of flatulence that you expunge within the first hour or so of waking up. This kind of fart is usallly quite loud, may have a 'wet' sound to it, and is found to be quite scary for those who may overhear it, or smell it.
It ain't morning till I've let that morning fart loose!
by goldtoofblingbling November 6, 2004
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