monkeybater

Someone who jerks off monkeys

My friend Nolan jerked off a monkey. He’s such a monkeybater

by Hey it’s the guy June 18, 2023

monkeyhats

Slang name for condoms.

I going to buy some monkeyhats so I can where my ladys ass out.

by Big Ron J January 19, 2009

Monkeyball

When playing a basketball game, and the worst person on the team dribbles for more then 5 minutes, gets triple teamed, shoots a fade away and air balls. Then proceeds to blame the teammates for not getting open.

A lot of monkeyball going on, on the court. I think I’m going to hit the weight room.

by Wolfman+219 December 31, 2018

MonkeyBaat

Extremely knowledgeable account on Twitter with insightful tweets. Supports RR. #HallaBol

Hey Bro! Your mind is so big! Are you Monkeybaat83?

by Monkeybaat April 2, 2021

Monkeybot105

the sexiest man on earth

wow look at Monkeybot105 i want to sex him so bad

by fuckmewoththatbbc June 15, 2021

monkeymatic

someone who is scared of monkeys

"MY friend is monkeymatic and will never go near one"

by someonelikesmonkeys August 25, 2021

monkeyballu

monkeyballu is a term used for when your friends are being quite exquisite towards you.

thanks for the money, your being quite a monkeyballu today!

by krumifix February 8, 2024