anal dwelling butt monkey

The poor, sad primate that has been tricked or forced into one's rectal cavity. It is very common for the monkey to reside in to sphincter for up to three weeks before voluntarily coming out.

Is that an arm coming out of you ass? HOLY SHIT!! IT'S AN ANAL DWELLING BUTT MONKEY!

by neverknew December 21, 2008

Butt Monkey

The monkey that lives inside you butthole. Many legends have been and rumors have been spread about the mysterious butt monkey and all of them are true. The butt monkey possess many powers including the ability to swing from dingleberries and smoke tons and tons of weed. He resides in everyone's butthole, but few know he's there because he only reveals himself twice a year, on St. Patrick's Day and September 23. Don't ask why he just does.

"Dude what the hell is a butt monkey?"
It's the monkey that lives in your butthole!!!!

by BigWood33 March 20, 2011

Butt monkey

A stupid follower of a ridiculously over rated thing.A brainless idiot whos idea and opinions should not be allowed to be heard

You like Bose you butt monkey

by bob griffiths March 10, 2004

Butt Monkey

Monkeys that fly out of your butt after stating: "Yeah...and monkeys might fly out of my butt!"

Hillary Clinton is a Butt Monkey.

by Gary Hendrickson September 14, 2006

butt monkey ass bullshit

the same meaning as cunt ass nigga bullshit...look it up

anything out of the ordinary truth or untruth

Tammy isn't a whore...thats some butt monkey bullshit.

I aint tryna hear none of that butt monkey ass bullshit that nigga tryna say.

Yo this trick was tryna kick sum butt money ass bullshit in ma ear.

Cant beat me in da head wit dat butt monkey ass bullshit

by jaeve75 June 24, 2011

anal hole raping butt monkey

When someone is physicly raping a monkey in the rectum while fingering their own bum hole

Ryan is such a anal hole raping butt monkey

by beltrussel December 5, 2010

dwelling butt monkey

The highest level rarity In species of Monkey. It tends to show its self when it is least necessary and worst time. And it comes with a warning. The warning sounds like a groul as your stomach bubbles. That is the most immediat sign that you must go sit on the throne and release him to the wild.

I was in a meeting and had the most awful run in with a dwelling butt monkey and had to leave work to get Spain pants

by Boom_shaka_laka_faka November 4, 2015