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Shaven gay sex monkey 

Shaven gay sex monkeys are a rare breed of primate found in the ancient rain forrests of Southern Botswana. Protected as an endangered species, these monkeys are one of the most highly sexed creatures on the planet, spending most of the day masturbating and participating in lewd sexual acts with other animals.

One was said to have a relationship with a top UK politician, eventially selling his story to the newspapers and emigrating to New Zealand where he appeared as an extra in the blockbuster movie King Kong.
Would you like to meet my shaven gay sex monkey? His name is Bob.

crazy monkey handle sex 

a person having Rectal sex with a man
I had crazy monkey handle sex with your dad.

sex monkey

duane. he really looks like a monkey! he's addicted to sex. he smokes weed too.
alex: hey tierra, i saw a kid today and he was smokin weed and humping a chair!

tierra: wow! he's probably a sex monkey!
sex monkey by heyvanityhaha July 29, 2009

sex monkey

a science expirament that went wrong and now earth is over populated with these unitelligent "homosapians"
LOOK!!!! thats some real sex monkeys right there
sex monkey by ZOMBIE!! June 8, 2010

Sex Monkey

That sex monkey just pooped in my back yard
Sex Monkey by Not Lucas Moses February 5, 2020

monke sex 

this is when you are a monke and turn your friend into a monke and have hot flaming monke sex
i just had gay monke sex with tony the tiger
monke sex by clayify April 24, 2021